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[Screams]
- Friday. - My birthday!
[J.D.] They say that, in life, all good things must come to an end.
Pick an apple, put it in your pocket.
but you teach me more about hard cider than I learned from my fermenting exams.
I've had sex while playing Frogger, I'm gonna be a dad.
# 'Cause his friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Don't lump me in with you 'cause I'm a surgeon, I'm married,
- [Grunts] - [Groans]
[J.D.] Must... finish... race.
Oh, God, Carla, please don't tell them I'm working at a free clinic.
If it wasn't for a certain cease and desist letter,
See? My baby made some noise.
Turkelton, this is quite the event here at Sacred Fart.
What if we have a daughter and she wants her ears pierced?
Turk and Carla were letting me crash here as long as I needed.
we'd be eating J.D.'s Bananas & Nuts.
Remember when we made lists of all the stuff we wanted to do by 30?
Oh, my God, Jake!
- Yeah, it's not happening. - Come on!