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I can't do this. I don't believe in this hypnotism crap.
# I'm no Superman #
as long as I had Elliot and her ridiculously strong thighs beneath me.
- Betrayal five. [shouts] - [Groans]
15 percent of all surgical complications are anesthesia-related,
I can play with signs too!
even that Japanese news anchor who slept with me
I don't know if you know, but I'm doing an appendectomy
- Hamsters? - Negative.
- Dude. - Yeah.
I catch you behind the stone mill, you chase me into the tasting room...
Thing One and Thing Two have been training for it.
I think I see him.
... I wondered if everyone was doing as well as I was.
Come on! Come in and show me what you really like.
OK. How about opening up sexually?
I thought you were getting good money at your fellowship.
I can't just un-e-vite everyone.
- It's like pedaling in hummus! - See ya, buddy!
Dude, look at you. Thirty years old, all growed up.
Sometimes in bed, I feel like I'm the only one screamin'!
Did you see the sign?
Three, not counting the one going to me!
Talking about Jake violates the most important tenets of our relationship.
I got your back, T-Dog.
- I got a surprise visitor. - [Bell dings]
I'd like to throw in Gwen Stefani tonight instead of Jordan,