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I like rubbing people's feet
I think we ought to just go up there and surrender.
It's everything you like.
Who else is gonna keep oil under a hundred dollars a barrel?
Congratulations, you have all completed basic training.
What? Being gay?
Sir, maybe we should just quit.
You couldn't...
Side effects may include drowsiness and loss of appetite.
How many of you like video games?
"I'm leaving this job to work at Jolly Tamale"
Homie, don't do this.
All right, but no combat.
Are you tired of waiting for sanctions to work?
That's how it works?
You're lacing it wrong.
Because of exciting current events,
The Army is conducting war games,
Where’s My Parade
Yes, you could.
How about you bite me?
Wouldn't that be slammin'?
I honor the "-ding", sir.