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I'll deliver him back to you as soon as I can.
I wanted to, but I kept putting it off. I knew how you'd react.
Not good. My cardiologist is an idiot.
You just had to be there.
Honey, take over a minute. I'm giving a speech.
George, as it turns out, I won't be able to go with you to the bonsai expo.
It's not a wedding, it's a commitment ceremony. Now sit down and...
- You want some help? - I'm good.
[Inaudible]
You know what I'm gonna miss most about him?
- But if you feel threatened... - I don't feel threatened.
...try to... fit in.
It doesn't matter if she has feelings for me as long as I'm not interested.
Don't you think it spices up the room?
In that moment,
- Ow... ow... - I'll make it up to you.
I find, with the right chemicals, you can get rid of almost anything.
Thank you, Edie.
[baby grunts]
The biological mother was a drug addict.
Ridiculously simple, isn't it?
She's right over there.
- Well, you assumed wrong. - I'm sorry.
You think?
Are you OK?
Oh, that's my cell. Sorry.
It wasn't subtle.
OK. OK! Susan made me do it.
Well, this is really neat.
I don't wanna be your girlfriend or hang out.
Susan.
[Bells ring]
I did, I... I think.
What? We don't have a thing.
I want you to leave me alone, OK?
- I'm on the pill, for God's sakes! - OK.
Thank you! And you!
I'm not looking to break up a happy couple.
They'll take me away. Take you away. Don't you get that?
Keeps blathering on about blackmail notes and dead babies.
- Keep your friends close... - Keep your enemies closer.
This endless suspicion of yours has become very tiring.
- Annabel is ancient history. - She's in the next room.
you know, throwing gravel in your face.
[Slurps]
Listen, continuing to see him would just give him false hope.
But he told her he wasn't the marrying kind.