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I'm not wearing makeup right now.
I don't live here, baby. This is just my ride.
Ted, "Do you want to move in with Robin?"
It takes me exactly 23 minutes
from the Partridge family with his teeth.
Until after the wedding, I mean, if it's not too much of an imposition...
And although it might turn you on,
Come on. This is happening.
Can I please have my stuff back...
When I'm this drunk, I go crazy!
All right, let's do it-- I just got to call Robin real quick.
Well, at least what I said is true.
We could just put it in our storage unit in the basement.
you didn't call it "my place" or "our place" or "home,"
She's probably pissed I'm spending it out with you.
Lily... deep within the Amazonian rainforest,
We decided to move in together.
Well, that was unnecessary.
and then it took me an hour to get home because his place
Oh, come on, Robin doesn't smoke.
Yes.
So, I'll, uh, call you tomorrow?
I think you spent one day with her and it already sucked.
- No, thank you. - You'll be very happy.
Number nine, "The Pick-Up Truck."
- I'm not calling you... - You're not getting your stuff back.
Oh, it's totally fine. You do what you got to do.
No, we shouldn't.
and... the number one thing I would've called my truck
Oh, I know what I want to start with.
I don't want to interrupt his first night living with Robin.
Nice... We win.
and without him, we're slowly dying.