HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Well, you don't have to marry him if you don't want to.
Well, just go nibble your apples and leave me alone.
I enjoyed every moment.
- Thanks a lot, Uncle Edgar. - I really felt sorry for you up there.
Confucius? No, I said it.
Well, you and I will know.
Nobody? If anybody marryin' nobody...
Say, what are you people doin'? What are you...
You just come on over to our house and stay awhile.
- Look at this. - What's this?
You just don't want me to get married. That's what it is.
I do.
Never thought I'd see the day where there'd be segregation...
Take it out of that handkerchief. That's gotta go on her finger.
Look at all these nice things: Potato salad, slaw. And look here.
I just changed my mind, that's all.
And my gift was the first one they used, and now I can't ever take it back.
You tell 'em, son!
And that was on New Year's Eve.
"I'll bet he feels like a real dummy up there. "
I'm goin' upstairs and stretch out, Pop. I really need it after today.
A Bible? Pop, you stole a Bible?
- Why didn't you take the lamp? - I couldn't get it in the bag.