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What's decided? I go to umpire school, you go to college.
Look, I can't sign off on a band I've never even seen.
You'll get a girlfriend the first day of college
Hello, Marshall. Lily.
I knew it would happen. This is the dream.
Hey, wait. How's Barney getting in?
Stairs.
I can't believe it. We got Van Smoot House.
I was wondering if you guys could play Good Feeling by the Violent Femmes.
You know, for a turtle, he's surprisingly quick.
Let me check their website.
You mean happy for us, right, babe?
Marshall.
We don't want to mess things up for Lily.
- We're in! - Thank you, We're going to take a break,
Yeah.
I hated my dress, my date got wasted and puked on me, there was a huge fight,
They grow up into skanks so fast, don't they, Ted?
- So, what, we ready for tonight? - Yeah.
and you'll give up your independence and you'll never live abroad
Okay.
and you've got "statutory" written all over your body.
Okay, Robin, you and Ted go to the florist.
Listen, little buddy, I understand it's prom and the adrenaline's pumping, but...
and just soak up life and put it on a canvas,
But not about Marshall. About me.