HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Oh, that Alex #2. I hate him. He's just so smug.
yeah, that's a real nuisance!
You know, I thought of something.
In the game
So tonight you gonna make the move?
It was just such a great night.
You blew it, boy. You really blew it!
Hey, there he is.
What is the matter?
It's not a lie if you believe it.
Yeah. I think I will.
- You know, I'm going as a beard. - A beard?
That's the guy, officer. The guy there in the middle.
The bank I work for is so conservative.
All right. Well, I gotta go take this test.
Do you?
You fixed me up with a bald woman.
- What's that? - A polygraph.
...as people who own this equipment...
It's not a lie if you believe it.
Is Melrose Place on?
I'll tell you how so.
- Of course he's gay. - Yeah.
The patented burp, Jerry. It locks in freshness.
- So? - What?
- Hey, buddy. - Hey.
Because when you join that team, it's not a whim.
Almonds. Yeah. That's good.
That’s him, officer. The tall guy…
No, we don't do it that way. We take their picture and we let them go.
I got rejected by a bald woman.
It was easy. Really.
Yeah. I know.
So, George, how do I beat this lie detector?
...is it true that their pants are actually on fire?
...has gotta be the most optimistic crime-fighting idea.
The front is his face. The side is him leaving.
It's An Interesting Question. How So?
- That's an interesting question. - How so?
Oh, that Michael. I hate him. He's just so smug.