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[DUSTIN] This is Gold Leader, returning to base. Do you copy? Over.
No. I'm sorry, I can't.
I said, who's there?
♪ Oh, oh, I ♪
telling the truth?
Yeah, but it is constant.
[PANTING]
The week is long...
[RATTLING SOUND]
- ♪ I should've walked away ♪ - [TED SNORING]
Ah, shit.
I could teach you, if you like.
I gotta warn you again, and you're banned for life.
♪ You open up the door ♪
♪ Love that was new to you ♪
when you fall in love.
Relax, I was teasing.
You wanna be banned for life, lard-ass?
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
Sorry.
[YELLS] Cannonball!
Looking good out there, Mrs. Wheeler.
I need for them to break up.
You can see.
He had a couple of sips of Chianti tonight and asked me to marry him.
Oh, you lying piece of shit!
[ALL SCREECHING]
This is Gold Leader, returning to base. Do you copy? Over.
[TOYS POWER DOWN]
[RADIO STATIC HISSING]
[BELL RINGS]
[GASPS, CHOKES]
Hey, twelve o'clock.
[STEREO SWITCHES OFF]
I'm gonna drive you home.
♪ I fall below my feet ♪
She needs you home right away.
[GIRL YELLS] Marco!
[CARNIVAL MUSIC RESUMES]
All clear.
Yeah, but Suzie's Mormon.
[HOOPER] I know this is a difficult conversation to have...
[GROWLING, WAILING]
The silver cat feeds...
♪ I've got a fever ♪
- Well, of course I... - [SAM] You bet your...
[RADIO STATIC HISSING]
I don't know.
Um... it's late.
Your mom called.
[RATTLES DOORKNOB]
[GROUP OF KIDS] Polo!
Cerebro.
Hey!
I've seen you... uh, teaching...
[RADIO STATIC HISSING]
You got this.
Then clearly you haven't seen Lucy Lebrock,
Uh...
You know what?