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Okay, I see her. She's two cabs ahead on the right.
I'm on the baseball team. I'm cool.
And that was it. In that moment, I wasn't angry anymore.
You guys, that other table is off the hook.
OLDER TED: But as much as my friends really wanted to be there for me,
Right, clear the air, as it were.
Teammates don't kiss! Hockey players don't kiss!
Are you kidding? This was ninth grade. I only had one choice.
Let's just take a beat and think about what you're gonna say.
It's in the past. It's done. I mean, what would I even say to him?
You've held on to that for a long time, huh?
You remember how I held in my feelings?
She lied to you.
Driver, can you run us into the nearest lamppost?
Where is she going? Her cab just missed the turn for the Lincoln Tunnel.
Good.
- Oh, you're kidding. - Is he serious?
- That sucks. - I'm sorry.
(CHUCKLES)
- I'm good. - LILY: No.
Then again, I guess we all paid for dinner. Thanks a lot, guys.
You're teammates, hockey players.
- She's gone. I'm going after her. - Go, go.
All I have to do is never see Stella again, and I'll live a long, happy life.