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I look at that young man
- What you got there, Ted? - A little reference map I made for myself.
You made a really, really, really bad choice.
Bedford Hills Federal Penitentiary.
The waiter asked her, "And will you need utensils?"
(GASPS)
And I never had to pay for dinner. Well, that's not true. I pay taxes.
Did she seem happy? Did she say anything about me?
- That is just ridiculous. - Well, water is blue.
Until one day...
Yeah.
Go say that.
If she ever got clingy, the armed guards stopped her.
What's up?
Yeah, if the last person I wanted to see walked through the door,
- I don't understand! - Ted, in the name of all that is sacred...
(ALL EX CLAIMING)
Why confront something when you can avoid it, right?
Oh, my God, Sasser. Fart much?
Goodbye.
And Kyle and I weren't even doing anything serious.
All you can do now is go up there and start your crappy, disappointing life