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I mean, you've always been straight with me, right?
That's my edge.
Barker should've dropped you off first, sir.
- (CLEARS THROAT) - I don't know, it's just that...
and gave my office to that little
- It's on the left. - (BEEPS)
- What? - What?
♪ It's for its own survival, it's genocidal ♪
Is this the moment that I become the CEO?
And you've always gone out of your way for me, yes?
- (PEOPLE CHATTERING) - Uhh...
He should not be the CEO of this company.
Really? I'm sorry.
- Hey, are you on the shitter? - Pull the fuck over.
than passable video chat.
I don't... I do... Okay, what dude?
the company, and that is so selfish.
So, I extended my compression algorithm
I can accept that.
of enough key Malaysian ministers
I, uh, I started to optimize our code
you can build anything in the world you want with your compression,
Who doesn't want it? Everyone.
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I mean, anything at all? Well...
Okay.
with this kind of growth rate and never hit it.
so I put this on there to stop me from doing it.
You wanna build a new Internet?
I will give up all of my equity in the video chat
(LAUGHING)
I've been trying to rewrite the core video chat code,
to handle higher traffic.
if I get to completely own my algorithm.
There's another men's room on the fourth floor.
- You need funding? - Yes.
Why would you be surprised? Can you think of any reason
but I love you guys.
why you don't deserve a promotion?
Carol's right. We'd have to break ground before monsoon season
DINESH: No, five. I said five.
Someone who has zero strikes against him.
Did you?
Well, let's find out.
(CLEARS THROAT)