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after all that unpleasantness with Mr. Snicket.
- They're brave, like their mother. - They're bold, like their father.
back on top of this cliff.
Yeah, that's right.
I know you don't care for the sound,
I can think of 100 different outcomes, all of which are terrifying.
And get scared afterwards.
- Go back in the house. - Where it's safer.
I'm talking to myself about Captain Sham.
Does anyone need a ride somewhere for a reasonable fee?
- That is an eyepatch. - The tattoo!
It's the greatest joy in life, don't you find?
Avoiding questions about anything we want to know?
Aw!
Peppermints!
Oh! And there is an explicitly illustrated encyclopedia of verbs.
That's what's supposed to happen if you don't wait an hour before you swim.
- Things worked out then. - Well, things change.
I'll see what I can find.
over toasted rye bread and runny yolks.
sarah de roijuter and lonny swan. sarah uno and yamashuito osada.
Care to accompany me on a cruise through leech-infested waters?
Yes! Thank you for reminding me.
I knew you were missing some crucial information.
Count Olaf?
where don't and won't mean the same thing.
Horror.
Well, I know my home isn't the warmest place,
If you didn't know about the Baudelaire orphans' unfortunate history
Baudelaires, I know I am a disappointment to you and to countless others.
Don't do anything dangerous! You know, anything I wouldn't do!
- Really? - Okay, yes.
and no guardian can help us.
Absolutely not. See? I have my own business card.
Do you like them?
Julio.
Believe it or not, I used to be a fierce and formidable woman.
Aunt Josephine wrestling with an alligator?
The Baudelaire children will be destroyed,
Oh, Captain!
Then maybe he's going to kill her, like he did Uncle Monty.
- And I think we can do it together. - That sounds wonderful.
How would you like to go get a fried-egg sandwich?
Sunny!
Well, good evening, children.
The key to making sense to this... this confusing and terrifying world.
- Violet... - in no time.
Whatever Count Olaf's scheme is, we have to stop it.
The world is so terrifying.
- This town doesn't seem very crowded. - It's the off-season.
The Incomplete History of Secret Organizations.
Oh, dear.
Violet, Klaus and Sunny:
you can't be terrified forever.
New management? Don't make me laugh.
roxy no! now you've been told. (spits out stickee) yuck! they taste like cheap moulded plastic!