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I'd like some welfare, please.
I want to thank you, gentlemen, for your interest
Maybe give you a lap dance?
No.
Do it right away, do it right away.
Dennis, Deandra!
And let's talk about our real futures.
Is the apartment still available or not?
dumb bitch. A stupid moron.
Yeah, but he banged both of them.
Youse are young.
Well, yeah, it's definitely available.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, oh. Oh, gosh.
of becoming a Broadway star.
So eloquent. Very clear. What are you writing?
Yeah. We will. Oh, Daddy, we're gonna do
...and make me another.
stupid idiot. Yes, she's a dumb...
on a pretty regular basis.
You're both excellent candidates.
And I'm still working toward my dreams
'Cause... Let's just focus here.
Well, here's to your futures.
do you not eat the cat food?
we'll... pull ourselves together,
Are you talking about taking all his money and kicking him out?
I need to be high on crack cocaine right now
Oh, so much do I appreciate you for that. Thank you.
was to keep the skins.
No, it was her, but it was her after me,
Got room for one more?
I'm pretty sure. I don't think they change it.
- You are such a psycho. - The window is a time portal
Lauren Kerwin. We spoke earlier.
and yet I'm the only person who thinks it's 2006.