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Oh, hell. For fear a lot of bleeding hearts...
Thank you. You had enough of that?
Attaboy!
Thank you.
Prove it! Prove it?
- They'd be sweethearts forevermore - Billy. Lunchtime, hon.
That's why I'm here. And to see you.
Don't mind the silver paint. They did that for a skit about Cinderella.
Lazzaro. Right.
Now then, you must elect a leader. He, s going to be in charge of all this group.
Or take the time Watkins and me decked the yard bull at White River junction.
They have a great philosophical way of life.
I'm just not ready.
and there'll be this stranger.
I'm not going to commit myself to an institution. Dad, I wasn't...
The English gave me these boots for ya.
While we're experimenting with new fuels,
Boy's all twisted up inside.
You don't talk, and I don't talk. Daddy, shame on you!
Mr. Pilgrim, if I could see you up here.
Hey, come on, Billy. We're on our way.
We'd just have to stay here...
tell him I know we'll all be back together again soon.
Was haben sie da?
Um... I was, uh...
Yes, I did. Thank you.
What's the matter? You fuckin' fairy!
Follow it and find out. Billy!
He seemed pretty drowsy.
What day? The fourth. The fourth of July.
Oh, Billy! Get that goddamn mutt out of here. Get him out of here. Out!
Don't ever answer the door. You tell 'em what happens.
You see, it's time for you to go home...
Nobody fucks around with Paul Lazzaro!
Hey, Pilgrim! You hear me?
Jesus, Dad! I'm on the john.
All right, son. Over here.
Schlachthof-funf. You wanna know something?
No. Oh, Daddy. Honestly!
And remember, Miss Wildhack is used to the best.
Since you're so interested in my outfit, I'll tell you what it's about.
His closest friend was killed there.
...Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
I'll be all right. But, Daddy, be realistic.
There'll be no bombs. Churchill's nephew lives in Dresden.
Hiya, Dad. Hi, Spot.
But she drives a Cadillac!
would say bombing it was a chickenshit thing to do.
We hope that you'll find your accommodations here suitable.
I'm coming, Billy! I'm coming!
It's a nice yard.
I'll make you so happy. Just wait and see.
Oh. Well, uh, how do you do?
A what? You're on the planet Tralfamadore, Miss Wildhack.
Wonderful. Did you find Mother?
Margaret's the only woman I've ever known.
and the whole universe disappears.
Made today
I am not going to subject myself to that filth...
He's an old man now, living not far from here.
Time travel's a bitch for you , isn't it? Particularly the war.
This is Paul Lazzaro, Weary.
Give me something to do.
I found this down there. There's not a chip on it. It's pretty, isn't it?
Never mind. Mom! Hurry!
We just had a baby!
Where did you get this absurd garment? They gave it to me.