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(SIGHS)
No.
♪ Do you swear to me you'll listen As I whisper this to you? ♪
Give me the key, you fucking prick.
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Now you can't even do what it takes to make it right!
MAN: (ON TV) He did it all and infinitely more.
(♪♪♪)
FREEMAN: Get in there. Shh, shh. Unh. Shh, shh.
(CROWD MURMURING)
I got seven grand. I saved up.
I know what I'm doing. You said that last time, right?
No. I wanna take care of this today. I wanna end this.
Um, have a wonderful time.
(WHISPERING) I was having an affair with Dusty,
You've gotta drive.
You looked a little bloated in the last commercial.
LES: Come on, A.J. Come on, you'll break it.
DON: Well, you get me somebody that's authorized to say yes
♪ Turn on a green light, babe ♪
Hey. Yeah?
I love you so much.
Ha-ha-ha. You believe him? Well, that's hilarious. Heh-heh-heh.
Okay? I've got a lot of the anxiety. I came through for you. I got your money.
She cries all day. Violent bowel movements. It's horrific.
(DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES)
Yeah, baby. She's the one, boss. Ha-ha-ha.
Open the trunk!
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Need a leash, I'm a dog ♪
There is only ever my way.
DUSTY: Mm.
"Throttle."
Does that bitch have my money?
What? What? No, no, no!
Swing it like you swing that baseball bat! Hit it!
I don't have it.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(SAW WHIRRING)
My parents never did anything to me. My parents are perfect parents.
(SIGHS)
I deserve better than this, Don.
♪ And I dare a motherfucker To come in my face ♪
♪ It feels so good ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪
Will you shut up about First 48!
Relax. Her phone probably just died.
I'm Don Champagne, tastemaker.
(♪♪♪)
You are so much more than just a furniture salesman, Don.
(FREEMAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
What? What?
What happened to "Pop that champagne inside of me, Don"?
You are my husband.
Whoo!
I'd write it down for you, but I'm just covered in that girl.
It would seem so.
♪ Can't control, can't control ♪
and just take responsibility for the things that you destroy!
♪ It feels so good ♪ ♪ Hey, hey ♪
and I want more than 13 grand for that. You understand me?
Well, your office is a bit of a mess,
♪ Ooh, baby you want me? ♪
DUSTY: Pop that champagne inside of me!
He said he was going to rape us? Yeah, the whole family.
The office?
That's right. Don't forget what happened to your Legos.
So we're gonna get rid of all this. I'm gonna just give it away.
MONA: (ON PHONE) That doesn't work. What do you mean, it doesn't work?
I believe him.
What people? What people?
What do you mean, "get rid of"?
You got a girl named Dusty still working here?
All right, then. We'll let you know if she comes back.
You don't look so good.
No. No. How much?
You don't want to know what I'm going to do
Now, come on. I need the money.
I love you.
(SNIFFLING)
Hey, what the hell happened to Dusty? I don't know. But I'm worried.
(BOTH PANTING AND MOANING)
I'll bury her. No, no. I'll do it. Open the trunk.
Oh, no.
Well, how much you got?
Okay.
we thought you might be able to help us out with.
So these guys probably live there too.
♪ How much do you love me? How much do you care? ♪
Hey. You get me?
♪ But they'll never know ♪
Andrew!
In the fucking bedroom!
Oh, no, no, no. You see, it's probably the work
(LYNN SCREAMING)
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
Is she aborting it? What?
GIRL: Mom. Hit it, Andrew!
(HAMMER THUDS)
(♪♪♪)
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
You're so pretty.
What are you?