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♪ More than the moon And the stars up above, yeah ♪
No, Mona, can we talk?
(GRUNTING)
I saw it on First 48.
Well, Don, I figured I'd come by here personally
I know where Dusty lived.
Hit it harder! Yes!
How? I followed her.
(GRUNTS)
You think she's pretty?
Hey.
Up your nose? Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
(SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
Like a kabob of sorts. It was disgusting.
Oh, thanks. Any chance you'd like to come by
I've got a lot of faith in you. Ahem.
She's dead.
I would love to. Great.
Don't pop this inside.
(CROWD MURMURING)
I understand.
(SIGHS)
Oh, my God. They stabbed British Lynn with a sword.
I've got a surprise for you.
Okay.
But with adequate time and study,
but this photo managed to survive of her and your man there.
Now, Don, you're gonna do this, and then I'll trust you. You don't...
I have always wondered what it was like. Ha-ha-ha.
Right back.
Into your fancy clothes and your make-up, so you could fit into this
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
I didn't say that. You didn't have to.
You're sure they are not here?
on their roadtrip for Andrew's birthday party.
What? Oh!
I'm gonna come perfectly clean because that's the Don Champagne way.
Um, here is $13,000.
There's nothing to tell. Okay.
♪ All the kids say ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
(GAS HISSING)
What can I do? I'll do anything. You just let me know.
Already? That's impressive. I don't think I've ever seen that...
I have a wife and kids, and this is a family furniture store.
Yeah. Totally. Do you love me?
so make sure the yard is in perfect order anyway.
(♪♪♪)
(SIGHS)
Inside the store?
I'm sure she has a babysitter.
Hello? Come in.
Thank you.
Baby, What?
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(SOBBING)
And the pleasure is all mine.
Oh.
She's just kidding.
Oh, no, honey. You have to do it, of course.
It's hard to stay focused when I've got this healthy erection.
but it would appear the only items missing are his watch and wallet.
MURPHY: Oh, fuck. What is it, man? I'm banging Kelly. Oh, fuck.
(IN FRENCH) It's a beautiful, difficult, and interesting language.
Great.
(IN ENGLISH) Perception is key.
(SWORD PIERCES FLESH AND LYNN GRUNTS)
Don, you can sell your car, your life insurance,
Why? Heh-heh-heh.
(CAR APPROACHING)
(DOG BARKING)
I have a medical condition,
How about putting some tunes on? Sure.
Hey, get off. Unh!
Listen, remember, I'm the paranoid one. Can't both be on edge,
You should have thought of that before you pumped me full of semen.
Spit it out, Don!