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She's gonna take care of you. Okay.
Unh! What happened to your hand?
Look alive, Champagne. Look alive.
♪ It feels so good doing what you want When you know that you shouldn't ♪
I'm not proud of it.
Don't lie to me.
What are you gonna do? Find her and then kill her?
Is that the boyfriend? (IN NORMAL VOICE) That's him. Yeah.
Wait, you don't think this has anything to do with that, do you?
Well, it's not his lawn.
Well, it usually starts with the upbringing, that's all.
Mm.
Um, can I help you?
Dagmarro? That's a nice name. What is that, Canadian? Heh-heh-heh.
Oh. Oh, fuck. I can barely see.
The strip club. Hm.
I'm so sorry.
WOMAN #2: Great job, Andrew. WOMAN #3: That's right, come on.
(IN FRENCH) It's your lack of focus, Andrew.
It's what all those greedy, anti-nuclear-family types want.
And the gaming system.
(LOCK CLICKS)
Mona, I've already attempted to murder someone for you.
It's gonna take a little time to heal,
Just put it on speakerphone, for God's sakes!
(♪♪♪)
Thank you. Thanks.
What really happened to your hand?
DON: Mona, Mona, Mona.
No one else knows, and she won't abort it. Are you sure?
By the black, round coffee table. MAN: You got it.
Everything all right, Don? Oh, yeah.
Mm-hm.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
No, honey, for us. For us. And you failed.
You need to pull yourself together.
Some very good references.
Oh, no.
That burns! That really burns. Whoo! Yeah.
I am this close
I'm Don Champagne.
You must look better than everyone else, always. No exceptions.
No, Dusty, I...
I, uh... I understand.
I took your advice and I told Mona.
(GAS HISSING)
(DUSTY MOANING)
I know. We don't want Mona to find out. No, we don't.
I was watching you out there. You're a natural.
Okay.
Fondling you.
Yeah, it's a piece of shit like mine.
I, um...
Well, we found it.
Hey. Where you going?
All right, well, let me, uh... Okay.
Oh, honey, honey, honey.
Don't make this any more difficult... Just right here, please, sit.
Back on the floor I go. All right.
Thank you. You dropped your chips. Ha-ha-ha. Oh, my chips.
Are you hurt bad?
(GRUNTING)
Do you hear that?
Shut up, Allison.
Hi.
Oh, hey, chief. Yeah, hi.
Uh...
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
Is this about money?
Good. Okay.
Well, he did help pay for the house, Don, so I guess that makes it partially his lawn.
Does he partially own the kids
Well, it's not easy to, um... It's the kind of thing that is difficult to...
Come on, A.J.
Nope.
(♪♪♪)
What if I just slide it between your butt cheeks?
Freeman! Freeman.
and I will gut you...
♪ More than the moon And the stars above, yeah ♪
They don't need to finance and they asked for rush delivery.
But it has to be more than 13,000.
Scrooge had no further dealings with ghosts,
What's his name?
Love you. Love you.
Last week? Definitely last week. Uh-huh.
The big deal?
with a Samurai sword right through her mid-section.
We gonna be adults about this? We're gonna...
Well...
You like big titties? Um...
Are you in love, Don?
but it was always said he knew how to keep Christmas well,
I'm really not in the mood.
Come on down and let our family
I can't, I can't, I can't.
(MOUTHING) Cock.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(♪♪♪)
She left town to Dallas.
Her name is Dusty?
We love what you've done with your lawn, Don.
No, no, no. Dusty, we can't do this.
Fuck Mona. Fuck you.
MAN: So as Tiny Tim observed,
I have no doubt, darling.
(LES GRUNTING AND SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
More than the moon and the stars.