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(DUSTY GROANING)
Good things happen to good people, and you are a good person.
DUSTY: Oh! DON: Unh!
Easy. It's just a game.
No. A hammer? A hammer?
And I hope you find all the happiness in the world.
Heh-heh-heh. Where's your kid?
(SOBBING)
Thank you. It's Chanel.
ANDREW: It's my turn.
When you and your sexy female employee Did a very long sex in your furniture store
Do something, Don! Be a man for once in your life
All what?
What are you talking about?
Thank you for taking a chance on me.
I'm gonna kill her, man.
Unh. No. Uh...
That's good, honey. That's very good. So, what should we do now?
I need you to keep an eye on Lanny at the grill.
Would you like to meet her?
(LAUGHING)
to telling the Little League committee about your scam.
Yeah, I did.
What? I can't. Must I remind you who's at fault here?
At our house.
Of course, sugar.
(OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ And then she did it for me ♪
Better to be lucky than good.
We don't need this.
Crohn's.
Okay.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Just give me a few minutes. That's all.
because he pitches in for their private school? Heh, heh.
Listen, just go. Make up something and leave.
Now, I need to pick up the children
Oh, God.
Um... Yeah. Little stockroom accident.
He's already pre-approved, plus we got everything in stock.
Oh. Maybe we should just let her go. Heh-heh-heh.
I think that's making me fucking paranoid.
Not another Mexican, is it?
♪ I've been plotting On how I'm gonna get you home ♪
Ah.
Well, we're gonna have to dig her up, of course.
Unh. Now, Don.
I can't just shoot someone like an animal.
Has some, um...
♪ Yeah, I got something That I can't control ♪
Today. Here.
We have goals, we have a family,
Was it heavy?
DON: She did say she was trying to get away from some people.
(KEYPAD BEEPING)
To make you the way that you are.
Ugh. Just distasteful.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
You put something in my drink.
It's an honest question, Mona.
Yep. What's that?
I thought there was enough to fell a small village.
♪ Need a leash, I'm a dog ♪
I can't. I don't... I don't, I don't, uh...
That family thinks they're better than us.
Who else did you tell about this?
(PANTING)
You only live once, Donny.
I didn't want it to come to this. I know. I hear you.
Maybe she's got the mind to take some money.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
DON: His birth certificate?
No, no, no... Oh, no.
God, this bitch is heavy.
You know, that car she was driving
Oh...
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTING)
It is? Yeah.
Don't ask me that again. You can still keep the money.
(♪♪♪)
DON: Collector of the finer things in life?
(FREEMAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY)
And we'll have to drop the kids at the Buckleys' for a sleepover.
MONA: I hope you shit yourself to death!
What could we possibly drink to? Um...
That is my dilemma.
FREEMAN: Come on.
Do you hear me?
I wanna have it. You wanna have it.
Hey, Mona?
I think you're doing a great job. Aw...
Some girls over at that lodge where them fellas did their business,
DON: Holy shit, Les. Don Champagne.
We are supposed to be a little kinky.
Are you my surprise?
This place...
You can't talk to him like that. Abby, Abby.
Oh, heh, heh. Daddy wouldn't approve of those hedges.
You drugged me!
Same old, same old.
CHOIR: ♪ The first Noel the angels did... ♪♪
(CHUCKLES)
Mm-hm. Hm.
"Can't" is not gonna work! That's not gonna work!
This is Don Champagne of Champagne Furniture and Rugs.
♪ How much do you love me? How much do you care? ♪
♪ More than the moon And the stars above ♪♪
so I can get out of here and forget this ever happened.
who is a well-oiled selling machine
I see.