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It's a hammer.
That's a great saying. There's no luck needed, though.
Hi, Dusty. Welcome to Champagne Furniture and Rugs.
Come on, Donny. Don't make me beg.
(CHUCKLES)
(LYNN & FREEMAN LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
ANDREW: Help! Help! ALLISON: Aah! Aah! Aah!
♪ More than the moon ♪
All right, then.
Okay, tomorrow night, the furniture store, 8:00.
WOMAN #1: There you go, you got this. MAN #1: Come on.
(♪♪♪)
Ah, I didn't write it. Heh, heh. But it is good.
No. No. Why aren't you dead?
A toast.
That's because it's cut with Tide and peyote, son.
What?
And your hand was the only casualty? Well, she slammed it in a panini press.
About all this.
No. Get a hammer. A hammer?
Now, focus. Ugh.
♪ Hey, hey ♪
I will easily become accomplished.
I can fucking taste him on you.
(CREAKING CONTINUES)
♪ That pussy's so dumb, so dumb Kelly Bundy ♪
One of them's still on the loose. But don't worry, we'll get him.
ALLISON: I don't care, you've had it forever. You're not playing fair!
(SIGHS)
Oh, yours isn't. Yes. It's a little old.
One deep breath. Plug the other nostril. Don't embarrass yourself.
That makes a lot of sense.
Um...
Wait. Wait. Wait.
(DON GRUNTING)
You drugged me.
Well...
All the money! All the opportunities we've given you!
You did? Mm-hm.
Yes.
She may even kill you.
You have a family. I get that. I don't wanna break that up.
Holy shit.
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ ♪ It feels so good ♪
I think I've done really well under the circumstances.
(SIGHS)
and in front of your whole family tells Mona you guys have been screwing.
Came in there a couple days ago.
you're on the hook with my money.
(SHOE SQUEAKS AND MONA GRUNTS)
No reason to get short with me, Don Champagne.
Pleasure's all mine.
(SIGHING)
Unh. Mona. Mona, come on.
It's big.
That sure is a pretty shine you got there.
(CROWD CLAMORING AND CAR ALARM WAILING)
Les is fine.
Okay? I feel like you're not as focused as you should be.
Uh, those are drugs.
(♪♪♪)
The kids, the store, everything.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
♪ That pussy's so dumb, so dumb Kelly Bundy ♪♪
It would be at the bottom of a lake right now.
I will end you.
I want to ask you something first, okay? Okay, go.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Maybe we should go on vacation. Get away from all this madness.
Something to take our minds off that suffering.
Oh, no...
You know, it just came out of the blue, out of nowhere.