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That fucking white-bread piece of shit, that furniture store man.
♪ Spare me no details, my sweet My little cuddle-bear ♪
What the fuck are you talking about?
You look great. Thank you.
Let's at least have a proper send-off. I'm not having sex with you.
well, you know, anything's possible.
♪ Well, you can get this lap dance here For free ♪
(♪♪♪)
(DOOR CLOSES)
Okay.
To, uh...
No, it's not.
Back. Are you back? Are you back?
Get off me, get off.
(LIGHT CRACKLING)
about you burying your beef inside my girl?
Then you have to tell Mona first. Oh.
Did you invite Dusty to the party?
Hello. DUSTY: Hey.
♪ Spare me no details, my sweet My little cuddle-bear ♪
♪ Can you swear to me you'll listen As I whisper this to you? ♪
Oh, no.
I won't have Andrew compete against a child on steroids.
Whoa.
Please don't.
(♪♪♪)
(♪♪♪)
here at Champagne Furniture and Rugs
Burn it while we watch.
I guess.
Okay. Oh, pop it! Pop it!
♪ For a rebel heart Keep walking tall ♪
Never.
You would be nowhere! Nowhere without me!
She must have a little harlot in her in a dress like that, hm?
Come on in and have a seat.
Oh, boy. Heh-heh-heh.
Mm-hm.
♪ You know that you shouldn't ♪
(♪♪♪)
Uh, yeah.
like that wench you screwed.
Huh. Yeah.
and I know it hurts you a lot. I can see that. I can see...
No. No way. No way?
(GUNSHOTS)
Wow, look at them big old titties.
Well, don't give it away. Ha-ha-ha. Give it away.
Thank you.
They nearly crippled Les. Now they're threatening us.
The pussy or the dick? MURPHY & FREEMAN: Ha-ha-ha.
Yeah. Actually, she did.
Unless, of course,
Sometimes the weather
Andrew! ANDREW: What?
and support her family.
♪ Want some more, want some more ♪ ♪ Come on, come on ♪
(MONA CHUCKLES)
♪ I don't wanna do right today ♪
You're a smart guy, Don. Mm-hm.
I told you we should've dumped the car in the lake.
ANDREW: Don't be a sore loser.
Now, grab a shovel.
♪ We're gonna love out loud tonight ♪
♪ I'm a dirty dog ♪
Oh, don't stop.
(♪♪♪)
I don't think they're gonna be able to make it.
You understand me? Yeah?
Yes. He called. I've gotta meet him in about a half an hour at the office.
Red Tag Sales always are.
(♪♪♪)
I'm bleeding really bad, bro.
Last night. Before she... We, uh...
Dirty South, bitch. Ha, ha.
What the hell happened?
(KNIFE PIERCING FLESH AND FREEMAN GRUNTING)
♪ Can't control, can't control ♪
(STAMMERING)
Well, what did Mona do? Did she kick you out?
But when you've been doing this as long as I have,
♪ How much do you love me? How much do you care? ♪
Of course you do.
Hi. Les. How are you? You have beautiful eyes.
Mona's orders. Hm.
(PANTING AND GRUNTING)
LES: Don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me.
What would our friends think? What would the community think?
I can't. I can't, I'm sorry.
I am dressed for a covert operation.
It's the crystal meth? Yeah. Crystal, like champagne.
I'm gonna blend in with the night.
(GRUNTING)
♪ And through it all If we fall apart ♪♪
Thank you.
I'd like that very much.
Mona, I am your husband. If you can't tell me, who can you tell?
At home. I've already put it on the schedule.
♪ Something you've never seen before ♪ ♪ You've never seen ♪