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What do I do?
Jesus Christ.
Well, Don, since that little skank left town,
Did you find someone?
No.
(FREEMAN GRUNTING AND LYNN LAUGHING)
You know, something bad.
Can I trust the furniture man? Oh, yeah.
Yes. Get a hammer so you can hit her in the head with it.
So, Don, I'm sure that little slut told you all about us, didn't she?
I want my 20,000, Don. Yeah. Yeah.
So that's why I went to the "lodge." To pay him off.
You know how I love his approval.
It's okay. Okay. So, what are we gonna do?
♪ I took her to the crib And then she did it for me ♪
Did the new hire make a sale?
Mm. Just a chocolate La-Z-Boy recliner.
At least she's not Mexican.
DON: Hey, chief. CHIEF: Don.
Twenty-five. Get 25, or my next call is to Mona.
Guess there's only one thing to do.
(CLEARS THROAT)
She's dead, Murphy.
Flatter her.
♪ She say that I'm a baby So I suck it like it's baba ♪
Your parents.
No, that's not like her. No. Something's wrong.
(IN FRENCH) They are kind?
where we carry the coolest, sleekest furniture
Goddamn it, Mona, why didn't you take your phone?
I was trying to be sweet.
Very happy. You?
Twenty-five is fine. Um...
Heh-heh-heh. Oh, my God. She is an incredible specimen.
Slow down. What did he say?
Very comfortable. Very beautiful...
I feel like you guys got some sort of special bond or something.
Want a handjob?
Oh, no. She's doesn't know a thing.
Whoa! So, what do they want?
I was gonna get my picture made on it, but he wanted an extra six dollars, so...
We need to fertilize the garden with your hooker.
I'm sorry that I offended you.
Come on, come on.
or be bitch-slapped by a slut in front of your kids.
You sexy thing.
(CAR TIRES SCREECHING)
Well, you see, Don, it turns out that, um...
I don't feel so good.
of a couple winos looking for booze and quick cash.
New number. New card.
Dusty? Mm.
I don't think so.
That's very generous of you. Doesn't seem like much of a payoff.
It's 10 in the morning, Les.
That's it.
♪ More than the moon And the stars above ♪
Yeah, oh, fuck me.
(♪♪♪)
♪ Hello, kitty, you're so pretty How are you alone? ♪
Come here. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Damn it.
(SIGHS)
After everything I've done! Everything my parents have done!
I can't think with you crying like a little bitch.
What are you doing in my house, eh? Answer me! Unh!
Well, she's doing you all over the furniture store.
(BUZZING CONTINUES)
Oh.
♪ More than the moon And the stars above ♪♪
I have a small uterus.
Yeah.
That is gonna get you high.
Thank you.
Oh, babe. I didn't mean...
♪ I got to taste some lips And I want some more ♪
Do you want a divorce?
And I don't?
You're gonna need to pick up some more trash bags from Costco tomorrow.
Poor Dusty.
FYI, I'm hiring the next employee.
♪ If I ask a simple question Do you promise to be true? ♪
and one day her boyfriend comes into the store
No, I honestly do not have the money. I thought I did, and I don't.