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Don, have you ever considered that maybe she's making this up?
It just seems like those two things are connected, don't you think?
(♪♪♪)
Oh! Oh!
Don't worry.
That's why I'm here. Oh, really?
Don, did you happen to bring any police with you?
Mm. Why? Everyone's at lunch. No, because this is wrong.
I love you too.
Oh!
Does it look like I'm fucking joking?
Do you think that Les and Abby have forged A.J.'s birth certificate?
Right? This way, buddy.
♪ Spare me nothing ♪
I'd do a thorough check of the premises, though.
And she's pregnant.
Andrew?
What are you gonna do about it?
We've got a little bit of a problem here.
Dusty? Hi. It's Don. Um...
That wife was not a very good person.
If you find anything else missing, give us a call.
(CROWD MURMURING AND ABBY SOBBING)
DON: Okay.
(♪♪♪)
We need to go right now.
No.
but it would be a loan.
(LES COUGHING AND GROANING)
Dusty?
Love you.
Now... Ahem.
(CHUCKLING)
I don't know what else to do.
Maybe next time, chief.
Oh, okay.
Oh, God.
No, what if she's dead?
To wives and sweethearts. May they never meet.
The furniture woman. The furniture woman.
♪ They keep saying But I don't wanna hear it ♪♪
I didn't...
(THUNDER RUMBLING AND CLAPPING)
(CONTINUES PANTING AND GRUNTING)
Uh, no. It's not a Mexican.
Do you care for me? Yeah. What? What?
Hear what? The ringing sound.
nice car, private school. He's got a lot more.
We need something to look at during the day.
just thinking about your big, bulging...
He said to give you this.
(♪♪♪)
Give it to me. I'll do it.
You should own up
(SIGHS)
Oh. Well, maybe next time. Maybe.
I'm not gonna lie to you, chief, because you don't deserve to be lied to.
I know.
♪ I'm an outlaw ♪ ♪ I'm an outlaw ♪
With that big cock of mine. Wow, look at that champagne.
What did he say? Right now. We have to go.
♪ Quick on the draw ♪ ♪ Quick on the draw ♪
Who wasn't pregnant, by the way.
I need that money.
We're supposed to have sex more than six times a year.
Oh. How's your wife feel
This tramp is trying to tear apart our family.
(♪♪♪)
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
More than the moon and the stars.
I wasn't supposed to be able to.
(♪♪♪)
We finally meet after all this time.
(CHUCKLING)
What did you do, Donny?
Would you like to sit down?
♪ But now everybody wanna step up And step on the brakes ♪
Come on.
Hey, guys. Okay. Put that in the back. MAN: In the back?
♪ How far will you reach, babe To keep the dream as one? ♪
And Uncle Murphy had to come along and save your sweet little ass, didn't I?
DUSTY: (ON RECORDING ) This is Dusty. Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you.
I'm not. I swear to you, I'm not.