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How are the French lessons?
Well, she's, you know, loose. What did you say?
That's thirteen grand. She'll take that. Come on, who wouldn't take that?
Look at that. Oh! FREEMAN: Yeah.
Mona said that? Absolutely. Every word.
I will do this. No, you won't.
(CHUCKLES)
Why not here? Mona, we're married.
♪ More than the moon And the stars above ♪
Perception is everything.
I feel like my heart's about to explode.
I'm not saying it's not a lot of money. I'm just thinking
I hope you shit yourself to death.
Hey.
About what? Which part, Don?
I'm not here to talk. Just go ahead. Sit down.
You're dying? What the fuck's going on? Hurry home, bro.
Ha-ha-ha. LES: So you're... Um...
I'll review all the applications tonight. We need this.
Last week. I think last week.
You've come such a long way from being a used car salesman.
That's really good to know. Great. Now can you go?
(IN ENGLISH) Can I go play Xbox now?
Listen to me.
Do you care for me?
♪ That pussy's so dumb, so dumb Kelly Bundy ♪
(GRUNTING)
Oh...
I'm here about the job posting on Craigslist.
So how goes it? What do you know?
What else did she say? Nothing.
It's a set-up, man. It's a fucking set up!
I didn't even bring it. I don't have any of the money.
And you're an alcoholic.
Good girl. You're so strong. Get some candy.
Mona wants to record First 48 instead of Duck Dynasty.
Point? Eye candy. Eye candy.
Donny. Yeah?
So now you have to do it again, and do it right this time.
Are you sure that you wanna go through with this?
Oh, God.
Yes, I want to do this. No, I want to do it more.
Hey.
(CHUCKLING)
While you were making a panini? No, Les.
Ow! Ow!
♪ We're gonna love out loud tonight ♪
and I know what I've done is really stupid
Not this time, darling. Not with that pretty boy.
♪ My little cuddle-bear ♪ ♪ My little cuddle-bear ♪
Yeah, I'd love... No, you know.
I saw it on an episode of First 48.
And what are you gonna do about it?
You scared me.
(PANTING)
Actually, Don, I came down here about something else entirely.
Oh, that is gorgeous.
(MURPHY LAUGHING)
(VOMITING AND COUGHING)
I'm in love with my wife.
Yes. Yep. Mm-hm.
What? All over my favorite kilt.
I think it's the Tide.
How can you not be on the pill?
Well, look no further than Champagne Furniture and Rugs,
♪ If I ask a simple question Do you promise to be true? ♪
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Last week.
♪ It's Great Walls in them drawers Call that pussy China ♪
that wants to better civilization through the fine furniture of the world."
(LYNN LAUGHING)
And to Tiny Tim, who did not die, he was a second father.
Oh, thank goodness. Not much left,
What did that man say?
What would your wife think, Don?
Chief, hi. I'll call you back.
It's ruining his self-confidence.
Come on, Don, just give me the money
Maybe.
I see you guys eyeing this bad boy. Let's take it for a ride.
Thank you.
I think it's all these drugs, man. Fuck.
DON: Well, did you catch them?
He said she did it. The wife?
He's not on steroids, Mona. He's just a big-boned kid.
(♪♪♪)
You cannot handle this. It's okay. It's okay.
Your kid is a cheater.
What are you inferring? I don't know what you're talking about.
Um, no. Um...
(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
or I'm gonna find another finance company.
(♪♪♪)
You deserve better.
I mean, I think we need to be constructive,
No, it's the furniture store man.