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Oh. Yeah.
MURPHY: You think?
♪ Swear to me you'll listen As I whisper this to you ♪
if we were to bribe someone, I don't know if seven grand is the right...
(♪♪♪)
Oh, he does. Beautiful house, beautiful wife,
I do? It's not fair.
(WHIRRING)
(GASPS)
Pretty soon you'll forget I even existed.
I told her... I told him that she ran off to Dallas.
(BOTH MOANING)
What's wrong with the lawn?
You're joking, right?
You don't have the money?
Hm? Honey, how was your day?
We're still looking into that.
Is that right? Yeah. It is big.
What do we do?
Well, did he ask about the girl?
I don't think he has more.
Oh, stop it. What?
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Well, that's typical, I guess.
♪ Put on your Mac Put on your heels ♪
Oh, babysitter.
No.
A second store in Shady Springs.
because we have standards and strategy.
If you can.
I got six grand.
What do you mean, you wanna have it? I promise I won't tell anyone.
But how long have we been?
Yes. Um, uh...
I'm sorry.
A little.
No, sir. Thank goodness.
I will do whatever you want, honey
Yes.
Hello.
I'm being blackmailed. How am I supposed to look?
Destroy our video games.
(GRUNTS)
Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no. Mona.
What am I gonna tell my parents about this?
What kind of car does she drive? Um... It's like, a big blue...
And how's that, Don?
♪ And I don't know I don't know ♪
Or I'm gonna rape your wife and make you watch.
(MOTORCYCLE DRIVING AWAY)
Well, guess what. That's up to me.
Yeah?
Thinking had you sucking cops off for crack, right?
Yeah. She definitely is.
♪ I call her "Little Mama" And she call me "Big Poppa" ♪
and you sent it to me in a sectional.
Twenty-five.
When you... No. You're not on the pill?
Or this: What if the kid is real
We've been through this.
The furniture store lady? What the fuck are you talking about?
Unh! He fucked you in every orifice,
Well, if we don't get rid of them tomorrow,
Here comes the champagne! Yes! Aah!
(♪♪♪)
Do you need me to?
Just make sure you work with your brother.
Well, she's a liar.
Look, at him, Murphy! Benji!
I think she's what I need on the floor.
Maybe.
♪ Wonder if you know how I feel ♪
Handwoven rugs? Maybe even a rare floor lamp?
Why isn't she dead?
"I'll do it. I can do it. I can do it. I'm gonna do it, Mona! I'm gonna do it!"
What if I choke her?
White-picket-fence motherfuckers. He say the furniture man did this?
(SIGHS)
Oh, great, you did.
(SIGHS)
Do not get weak, Don.
Well, paranoia is just total awareness.
All they do is make money.
Great lawn!
♪ If I ask a simple question Do you promise to be true? ♪
♪ I got to taste some lips And I want some more ♪
Could you help me? Thank you. Oh, yeah, sure.
So, what do I do first? Unh...
Hello?
She's so skinny and pretty.
Mona. Should we...? Can we talk about this?
Unh. I got jumped.
What...?
but ultimately we'll be better partners because of it.
No, no! Oh, God! Oh, no.
Okay.
So she shows up at your house and rings your doorbell
and we're not gonna let a little infidelity get in the way of that.
(FLOORBOARDS CREAKING)
(FLESH SQUISHING)
Oh. Hi. Hello.
Hello?