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It's probably... You're good. It'll pass? Okay.
Your children deserve better than this. I know.
Love you.
LES: Come on, focus. You can break it. Swing at it.
And it's just...
Ten years old? Who are we kidding?
Your parents gonna be here tomorrow for Andrew's birthday?
Hm?
Listen, Don, something else came up
I just touched myself in the bathroom until I came
Please, just take it. It's all I've got. I don't have any more.
It was heavy. Yeah.
Freeman? Freeman, what are you...? I'm dying.
♪ Doing what you want And you know that you shouldn't ♪
Considering I've only known you... I am not a whore.
♪ If I ask a simple question Do you promise to be true? ♪
"Champagne Society."
You did? Okay, tell me, chief. What have you got?
♪ I didn't choose to feel I didn't choose to feel this way ♪
Really? No.
Two of them. Both dead. Oh. Oh.
Oh...
♪ The way she work her body Make me wanna ♪
MURPHY: Life is about risk, Don.
They never hit me. They never hurt me.
Tell me. Well, I feel like I...
(SIGHS)
Hm.
I will get one of the knives...
(SOBBING)
I can tell you've been working out.
(CAR CRASHES AND CHILDREN SCREAMING)
Get out of there, honey. Oh, God.
You know... Heh-heh-heh.
Mona, you... You're just unstable.
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(SIGHS)
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so just drink your beer and chill out. Okay?
We need to discuss the Les and A.J. situation
♪ It feels so good doing what you want When you know that you shouldn't ♪
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You can't even do a commercial without overly sweating and mumbling!
You know, I used to have a special bond. I think it's his wife's money.
Focus, Don. This is important.
DUSTY: Oh! Oh! DON: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
♪ That pussy's so dumb, so dumb Kelly Bundy ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
You'll be all right.
This one's funny.
♪ If I'm ever gonna change ♪♪
This is your fault!
I love you so much.
Come on. You know my wife has Crohn's.
You're just being paranoid. Heh, heh.
You've gotta let me, Mona. That's not fair.
You need to pull yourself together, okay?
Yeah, I said a lot. Hm.
can make the body absorb the drug differently.
And I won't stand for it anymore, so I had to...
Huh?
You do?
What is it?
(SNIFFING)
Don't come home.
but you are the employee of the month so that deserves some celebration, no?
(WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
He's supposed to be watching it. But I wanna get my Frisbee...
I don't know, Don.
Do you wanna sit down or? DUSTY: Uh-uh. That's okay.
I got a $3000 order. The numbers look good.