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You have to kill her.
I am really, really sorry.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, God, I'm just so sick of all this... The money, Don.
I've been up for 29 hours. Uh...
Okay. Come on.
Until then you can take care of yourself.
You're really hurting me. Oh. Oh.
Where? I don't have seven grand.
I'm glad you have Crohn's.
♪ But, baby I swear you've got the cuffs, yeah ♪
Oh...
MONA: Don't over season.
Fuck.
they described someone that looked just like you.
Yes. I, um...
Get her in the trunk.
And that's the truth.
MONA: I don't want to hear "can't," Don!
Kabob.
(SIGHING)
I bet she keeps it trim for daddy, doesn't she.
Sweetheart. Yeah?
like something you just throw out on the street?
You must be Hot Carl. What?
Good. I'll put it on the calendar.
"God bless us, everyone."
Thank you very much. You're welcome, sir.
Yes, I'd like to report a disturbance.
How about you shut the fuck up and do a line, Don?
Listen, don't think ever.
Like a kabob with seepage.
(DOG BARKING)
DUSTY: I should've taken it, but the more I think about it,
Oh, poor girl. Poor Dusty.
Hey. You don't take care of him...
You gotta go, you gotta go. Shit!
Oh, my God. That's an expensive specialist.
I really liked you, Don Champagne. Oh, God.
and demands to be paid or he's gonna tell Mona.
Dusty. Hm.
Hi. I have heard so much about you.
Sweetie, come here, come here. Shh.
fill your furnishing desires.
I'm trying to get away from some...
You got a video camera? Ha-ha-ha. FREEMAN: What?
Don Champagne. Dusty.
I have a genetic mitral valve prolapse. I can't even drink coffee.
Did she tell you how big my dick was? We did not get into specifics about that.
You're so calm. Why is this so easy for you?
♪ And all the kids say All the kids say ♪
And you need to work out.
Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna be sick.
"No! You stay and I will go!"
to let you know we found Dusty.
Les. don't you say that. Don't you dare say that, Les.
(COUGHING)
I got a little scrape here, and a busted up knee.
I just feel like we're disconnected.
I will not put my children through that. I will not put myself through that.
When did she say that?
I won't.
Mona senses everything. She's very perceptive. It's fucking eerie.
It is.
Do you at least have the 13,000? Please.
Yes! Yay! Yay, you did it! Yay!
(DON WHIMPERING)
Why don't you try to pay Dusty off? You know, give her some money.
I just want to make it right.
(♪♪♪)
(SIGHS)
He just wants what's best for them.
You know, this leather is real Italian... Same color as your eyes. Look at that.
before the party tomorrow.
(♪♪♪)
(BEEP OVER PHONE)
You've gotta leave now. This is my family time. My family is here.
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
MURPHY: Heh-heh-heh. Well, well, well.
Oh, God.
No, I want to keep some boundaries between the power and the help.
I did not see this coming.
No, no, no. I was just getting my gold-plated cock ring.
What are you doing?
I don't know how to fix this.
(♪♪♪)
You used to throttle my mommy. Give me money."
I don't have time for this. Three tests.
♪ I took her to the crib And then she did it for me ♪
(SIGHS)
Mona made you do it?
Who?
We need this retreat in Florida.