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You come back here.
It's like God gave you something, man, all those stories that you can make up,
The kid's gone. They're never gonna find him.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Yn Tell us a story
Get the hell off the tracks, Teddy. You want to get yourself killed?
You know, I dream about that sometimes.
Oh, man, wait till you hear this.
Don't say that. Don't even think that.
I forget the secret knock. Let me in.
-I knock. -Shit.
Teddy, you and Vern watch the left side of the tracks.
Give me some skin.
The Donelley twins barfed on each other.
because everybody's gonna be so jazzed about what we found
Your friends can't tele. Watching you tele
I'm not going alone. We should all go.
Una pregunta que si me imagino
It's boss.
Teddy tried several times to get into the army, but his eyes and his ear kept him out.
You're gonna meet a lot of new guys. Smart guys.
No problem.
Drum roll.
Why? Who cares?
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve
We headed home. And although many thoughts raced through our minds,
He can't be a dog. He wears a hat and drives a car.
-Are we gonna tell him? -We're not gonna tell nobody.
Didn't I just say I was French?
I wasn't that scared.
Done.
Suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood.
Why did Denny have to die? Why?
He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer.
And our celebrity contestant, from KLAM in Portland,
Any of you guys know when the next train is due?
He's crazier than a shithouse rat. No wonder you're acting the way you are,
-Is this thing on? Can you hear me? -Yeah!
No way, Ace! Not this time, man. No way!
Great, spit at the fat kid. Real good.
Come on. You guys, listen to me, 'cause this is boss.
The greatest revenge idea a kid ever had.
Me looking at surf today
Hey, Chris.
that I could go someplace where nobody knows me.
-Dennis, when you're out there tomorrow... -Pop, did you read the story Gordie wrote?
Yeah, I think he's right.
A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map.
TRAIN!
-That was really fine. -You knew it was loaded, you wet end!
I wish the hell I was your dad.
-Come on, Teddy. -No.
No, really, I wasn't. Sincerely.
before I start collecting my goddamned Social Security, okay?
Jew’s good.
It'd be a small meal.
I just get a couple of his hairs and down he goes.
What do you mean?
You watch your mouth, smart guy. Let him do his own fighting.
Hey, at least now we know when the next train was due.
Skin it.
Mom, do you know where my canteen is?
It was too hot and too much had happened.
making ashtrays and birdhouses.
Mom?
On cartoonito On cartoonito
At the beginning of the school year he had buried a quart jar of pennies
And, bang! They all got totaled.
Barf
you looked like that fat guy in Abbott and Costello, when he saw the mummy.
You guys ever seen the inside of an adhd couple's utensil drawer?
Two for flinching.
Hell, there isn't. You just jump.
A loony up in the nuthouse at Togus.
Fuck writing! I don't want to be a writer.
We only played three innings. That'd be a non-official game.
and I couldn't give a shit about my own dad
half-way across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side
What a wet end you are, Lachance.
Get the hell off the tracks, Teddy! You wanna get yourself killed?
Sonic X Fans After Watching The Final Episode.
Jeez, that ending sucks.
I don't know.
The train must have hit him.
-Vern Tessio dies! -No, Teddy, you're gonna die!
How about another double, golden oldie, twin-spin sound sandwich
-You got shells for it? -Yeah.
I'll tell you how they're gonna find him.
It's that Brower kid.
Don't say that.
why don't you tell me something I don't know, Asshole
"Billy, I think I just turned my Fruit of the Looms into a fudge factory."
-Jesus! -Jesus!
You guys have two choices.
until eventually they became just two more faces in the halls.
-That's it. Your ass is grass! -Hold it.
Vern, you little son of a whore.
That's not the secret knock.
Want some more?
You tell your folks you're sleeping over at Teddy's.
You wanna get laid you gotta get yourself a protestant
I brought the ponchos
See you! Not if I see you first!
When the Zyn spikes your blood pressure too high
I can hear it coming! Get out of the way!!
Well, see you in school.