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All you have to do is smile, and I'm ready for you to hop on Pop.
All right, don't try to make this okay. You still slept with my sister.
[Ted Narrating] So what if my friends thought it was doomed? I was still young.
some of those gray hairs were dried egg cream.
Then find a connection. Just go simple.
Really? Where? Don't answer that!
♪ I'd give you a house "on the house" if I could ♪
I mean, she's like an entirely different species. [Sneezes]
We don't connect on a single thing. It's over.
Hello. Yeah, three...
♪ ♪ [Ominous Theme]
It's the ring, Robin. The ring has power.
to the possibility of sex is worth a few pus-filled blisters.
Why don't we just all go for a walk?
♪ Oh, what would I do without you ♪ ♪
The catalog must've mixed up my order.
- [Chuckles] - Probably makes...
Yeah. So if you think about it, but not too much...
Your phone. There's gotta be some pictures of her in here.
Flash mob broke out in front of a line...
- Totally. - [Chuckles]
Just take the cuff off.
[Clicks Tongue] All right, I gotta know what she looks like. Show me a picture.
Yeah, you know what, guys? Leave him alone.
with the subject line "Food for Thought."
That you're going out with a 20-year-old...
Look, Ted, there's something we have to talk about.
Were you, uh, feeling a little sore this morning?
And she's right outside.
I wanna thank you for your service to this nation, Private.
- I'm worried I don't have enough layers. - [All Groaning]
I need some one-night stand material, Ted.
- Oh, yeah, those are "plow me" heels. Nice. - Mm-hmm.
- Great. Bring her in. - You know what? It's so nice out.
Hey, wow. That'd be good on a hat.