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- [All Groaning] - All right, to be fair...
- [Clicks Tongue] - [Barney Stomps Foot]
Pretending to be someone else just to get laid...
You guys will not believe what just happened.
What-What-What... What are you looking for?
Are you sure he's not just playing dead?
None of us even knew you had a sister until two years ago, including you.
I was just getting used to the idea of having to pay for coffee and bagels and rent.
- Why would we care how... - Usually, it's like this.
than anything else in this world.
Really? Really? I just saved someone's life, and you guys are focusing on this?
Oh. Gravity's cruel grasp hasn't found you yet, my sweet perky miracles.
- All right? He's a hero. - Thank you.
God, I just love those tiny gray hairs in your eyebrows.
- [Gasps] Your Highness. - Let's go.
to cheap, meaningless, disgusting one-night stands?
Some gross guy just brushed up against my rack and then apologized.
That's going in the journal.
It is possible to love you more!
and a beat-up van I use to steal copper wire really turns Lily's crank.
is spinning at an abandoned loading dock in Bushwick.
Mmm.
or that you bought a leather cuff to get a date with her.
- Ted? - Barney, what is your sister doing here?
[Giggles]