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Want some water?
Nothing. I'm all right.
I just do.
It's dynamite.
We play it right, we can get a pound of pure.
'You have more passion for living.'
Shit, man. That motherfucker's starting to look a little seedy.
Ass to ass!
Actually,
Sal the Geep is keeping the shit in Florida until Brody's gone.
- No. - No?
- Ready, Mrs Goldfarb. - What?
- It's my arm. My arm is killin' me. - let's have a look at it.
Just sit for a moment. I'll ring them.
That's the trouble with you dope fiends.
- Take anything? - I took my red dress and...
I guess so.
'I'm sure he'll be here soon.
Ah, screw it!
It makes tomorrow all right.
oh, come on, I can get you money.
- Is this the right Waldbaum's? - Yeah, I'm positive.
The refrigerator...
- What kind of pills? - A purple, a blue, an orange...
Oh no, Jared Leto is having nightmares about spiders, Nicki Minaj, and Alexa Chung’s 2008 hairstyle Please help him.
I'm old.
Soon...
one, two, three, four.
- Does he give you pills? - Of course. He's a doctor.
Ah!
look at this.
Somebody like you could really make things all right for me.
Your father's gone, you're gone.
Juice! Juice! Juice!
Come on now, Alice. Got plenty of time for that.
A little bit, a little bit lower.
Then why won't you come out?
How come you know so much? How come you know more than a doctor?
My louise, she lost 50lbs just like that.
We can take care of that. No problem.
I'd give him all he wants. He said I ain't cute enough.
'It's almost that time. Are you ready?'
And I want you to be happy. So I got you a brand-new TV set.
look at this.
Well, it's usually the case... from someone you haven't heard from.
So I make up this routine. I say, you go ahead. I don't feel good.
No, I wouldn't scare you. I don't wanna scare nobody.
Well, your parents won't even return your call.
I am telling you, he's no good.
Aw, shit. Now what?
I'm going to wear it at...
You know what I like about paddy chicks?
- You got a friend. - I ain't my leper's schlepper.
You wanna be sure we have some extra?
I mean, I know I can't change anything that's happened,
oooh!
Please, you gotta help me.
Soon.
Anyway, I'm not really hooked.
We're throwing a little gathering. All good people.
Most of the time I just want her to be happy.
'It nurtured my spiralling brain that felt I was a loser.'
A b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y and z Now I know my ABC’s, next time won’t you sing with meeeeeeeeee, the end
Yeah.
- Are you depressed? - No, it's nothing like that.