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ability to do anything but only whenever I want
Superheroes need a wide-eyed unremarkable
It's, like, it's possible I got so drunk
when they dont invite you to party
also cold...
Don't make me say it.
I am Crocubot.
Everyone in the universe is a hero, Mom.
We're doing Vindicators Twoooooo!
Don't -- [ Coughs ]
Where the fuck is the lead wire?
Felix's point is that none of you are very special or different
Not all of us.
that I think the Vindicators are [coughs] full of shit.
Damn! She double-crossed Snuzzles!
Rick, this really bums me out.
and i hope mr.speaker's writing out his resignstion! and is doing it but not feeling pressured to do so! no another thing, and this little man, tony abbott! he even was in a ginger wig and crroked nose and sign outside parliament house saying "juliar bob brown's bitch ditch the witch!". i was deeply opposed!
You're the learning-disabled kid we do photo ops with.
Phew. [ Both sigh ]
We're taking fire from an automated turret.
Look, I-I -- there's nothing in the room but us.
while so drunk you don't remember doing it?
Grandpa left his coffee maker on the ship,
If you know what it is, place it on the platform.
Oh, okay. This again.
They lost Lady Katana, Calypso, Diablo Verde --
And I'm pretty sure we don't need Vindicators.
Got...damn. Vindicators, prepare for arrival.
Silence! I'm going to enjoy this...
They're a bunch of drama queens that spend an hour talking
Doomnomitron was hiding there! He's a shapeshifter.
[ Mechanical whirring ]
Did you like his six million wriggling legs
Congrats, you did it
She gets it
Morty, I'm a drunk, not a hack.
when he's blackout drunk.
it's the best guess I've got.
Is that sarcasm?
You mean two for two, right, Vance?
the drunk version of me is probably so supportive of Israel
you?
Come on, guys, we're all thinking it.
[ Sighs ] You guys hit the baskets,
God damn it, why am I crying? It makes no sense.
I hope you're happy with the adventure so far, Morty.