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♪ I loved ♪
I actually have something for you. Come here.
Ow, ow, fuckity, ow!
Who's been doing their geometry homework for once?
Oh...
How about you, Mark? Are you, uh...
♪ A trail for the devil to erase... ♪
You were talking about me, right?
♪ To the sea ♪
♪ In anyone else ♪
Well... consider it your musical education.
♪ And let you say good-bye ♪
I just... wonder if, like,
♪ Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart... ♪
And I'm gonna punch that Bleeker kid in the wiener
Hey.
I'm gonna...
No.
You're golden, man.
To prom, I can think of so many cooler things to do that night.
Juno, you can't just drop in on them like that.
♪ These trying times without losing our minds ♪
♪ If you were a wink, I'd be a nod ♪
Huuh8
♪ I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend ♪
unless I've been somewhere really different for a while.
and surrender any bombs.
- I thought you'd be cool with this. - Cool?
Oh, well, I'll sell you some of my Adderall, if you...
Or?!
You want to know how your kid's a-cookin'. I get it.
like everyone else's family.
It's your favorite, Paul.
♪ Take me by the hand and stand by my side ♪
Okay.
We don't even have a dog.
Hmm?
♪ We both have shiny happy fits of rage ♪
just wondering if we're ready.
♪ Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea ♪
and she got a million gifts, you know?
I think you're beautiful.
Yeah, we're ready.
Oh, I could so go for, like, a huge cookie right now
Commercials.
I would never barf in your urn, Brenda.
No, I don't, Juno.
♪ I will be your Ferdinand and you my wayward girl ♪
That's just... the way her face looks, you know.
And they have
What are you talking about?
in this garbage dump of a situation.
ugly, pretty...
Tore up from the floor up?
♪ I want more fans, you want more stage ♪
What? I'm not made of stone.
I guess Bleeker went live that night we did it, I guess,
- ♪ I'll tell you that I love you ♪ - Aah!
to a family that describes themselves as "wholesome."
Is Vanessa here?
Um...
♪ Move into the Starting Over house ♪
'cause all those things would be exponentially cooler
All babies want to get borned.
No, you definitely... can't do that.
Oh, coming in on that snooze button.
one-calorie breath mints.
I danced to this at my senior prom.
we can just pretend that this never happened.
Sweet.
It's like never ending, pretty much, you know.
♪ And he's, oh, so good ♪
Have you seen the ads for the Titanium Power men's deodorant?
Blood and guts.
Just listen.
Take some of these.
Kicking... kicking away.
and Goth makeup...
Yeah.
Juno, you're totally not even listening to me.
♪ And ask you what you think ♪
- I know what junk is. - Yeah, right.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit It's the only way to be sure.
who knew when to say when.
Hon? Shall we sit down, get to know one another?
Not much. I just... wanted to come say hey.
Apparently. I'm due on May fourth.
♪ So I cry and I'm very angry ♪
♪ If you were the love, I'd be the desire ♪
That’s what happens when our moms & teachers get pregnant
There are boundaries.
Just close 'er on up.
♪ Oh, elope with me in private ♪
♪ Carry the news ♪
♪ The monkey on your back is the latest trend ♪
Yeah.
That's Vanessa Loring.
♪ I'm a pretty impossible lady to be with ♪
Yeah, maybe your little boyfriend's
Yeah, like... people in love.
♪ I have lost my fangs ♪
You don't know anything about me.
Oh, please.
♪ And the head said that you always ♪
I'm not mad. I'm in a...
Will you please just do me a solid
Yeah. All that.
♪ In anyone else ♪
You know, Bleek, I was thinking...
Mm. "Wholesome, spiritually wealthy couple
You wanna make out?, good lookin'? Meet me at my crib, Friday Night, 10:45pm, imma make that ass sing like a Billie Holiday song
I've actually heard that
Y... okay, yeah, now I can...
Or you can wait a few more months.
♪ Underdogs with good intentions ♪
And she was like, "Oh, hi. Babies have fingernails."
♪ Then I'll tear your world apart ♪
"You will be compensated.
Wait, Juno,
♪ And even then we'll start again ♪
♪ And a full-time friend ♪
See ya.
Okay.
Coming in on that snooze button
♪ Yes, together, yeah ♪