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It's not moving for me.
Isn't that right, Bleek?
and, you know, we should let it get a...
Is Vanessa, like, mad at you because of me or something?
'cause you get to play picture pages up there?
No shit?
♪ It just makes me sad whenever I see it ♪
They just won't admit it because they're supposed to be
in this real tight band when I lived in Chicago, and this
You know, pretty solid.
Oh my god! Phuket, Thailand
"Hey, Vanessa, will you be my mom?"
Yeah, cold feet.
We would really appreciate if you would just, you know,
precious in comparison.
Are you going to build a crib out of sticks and spit?
Yeah. What is your job title exactly?
Uh, how about this?
I've ever seen.
You think you're really going to do this, then?
Because at least you don't have to have
Some of us are.
what does that mean?
All right, go!
Sweet. Yeah, uh,
- What is the matter? - Wh... di... I...
acting like a total a-hole.
I'm never going to be a mother.
Is that normal?
♪ Where are you? ♪
All...
- Don't do that. - What?
♪ At the thought I was foolish and proud ♪
We don’t even have a dog
♪ Don't look at me ♪
All right, we have to get you healthy.
really weird CD that you made me.
We went through a situation before
You should feel happy, homes.
You're so young.
Dude, I'm-I'm just... I'm ill-equipped.
the baby starts kicking super hard.
You're pregnant?
"Hey, Vanessa, will you be my mom?"
as she can before the...
You know it wasn't his idea.
♪ I don't see what anyone can see ♪
from visiting my brother in Mankato.
I heard that was you.
or ultrasounds or anything of that nature,
♪ Achieve my dreams ♪
Juno MacGuff called while you were out running today.
Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God
♪ You're such a good friend, I have to break your heart ♪
♪ You're a part-time lover ♪
I had to get on my Hazmat suit just to get into the thing.
My stepmom verbally abused the ultrasound tech
I got 'em! You got Liberty Bell?!
Can you see it?
Yum! This pretzel tastes like a friggin' donut.
Paulie Bleeker?
Oh, go fly a kite!
Sorry. I didn't expect to see you up here.
until we get the baby and then we can just add
Huh. Oh, God.
Good mood, bad mood...
Like the baby's going to come storming in here
♪ Singing, screaming, kissing, tugging ♪
Hey, big puffy version of June bug.
Out of the way! Out of the way!
have the thing, squeeze it on out and hand it over?
It does?
It was crazy actually.
Oh, Liberty Bell. Oh, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie!
She's denying me fresh-baked goodness.
So, Juno, how was your little maneuver last night?
Tell me about it. I used to play
but it's Mott The Hoople, so it's still totally rad...
- You, too. - Please drive carefully.
No. No, no. The act was premeditated.
Chris, you's a DICK!
and I'm sorry I was such a huge bitch to you.
Mmm! Uh-huh. Mmm-hmm.
by a couple of baby-starved wing nuts.
Ugh...
♪ It's not as if I don't like you ♪
I- I'm not hungry, oddly.
I mean, once Tino gets the new drumhead,
Well, it's not easy, that's for sure.
have found true love with each other." Aw.
that's born without junk.
What did you do?
Scared shitless.
who is the father, Juno?
How do I look?
♪ We sure are cute for two ugly people... ♪
True. I'm kind of a deadbeat lab partner, aren't I?
Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. He did it with you.
So, Juno, first off, how far along are you?
I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud
No, you can't have any.
As soon as you you're old enough to go, it's so not cool anymore.
So guess what?
I'm thinking if this is the right thing.
Th-this, this... this is how we did it in '88.
What... what did you say your favorite band was?
Hey, look at that.
I can think of so many cooler things to do that night.
I think I'm in love with you.
- Please, Juno. Please! - No. Definitely no. There's no sex.
Oh, right.
No, this is not a food baby, all right?
♪ I have lost my mouth again ♪
really seem to be getting, uh, pregnant-er these days.
Just because it's your birthday...
You weren't there.
"infant to join our family of five.
Grow up.
Your Full Name Please? Charles Scott Christopher Brian Jr, age 15
as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis.
♪ In anyone else ♪
♪ And I'll show you how much my shit stinks ♪
Like, what if these adoptive parents
the prep questions for this lab last night.
- It's my pleasure. - I'm going to the infirmary.
"What isn't set?"