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Fruit on pizza?
That son of a bitch.
Okay, I'm going. Jesus Christ !
I wanna get Heather and put her on my Johnson and start spinning her around...
- I got paid in puke. - Lick it up, baby. Lick it up.
Know the name of that Righteous Dude
All because Glenn miller and his band once took a shit there.
I'm not belittling the food list fund, Peter.
But no, you took this...
Important life decisions
That's one word.
Hmmmm Pretty much.
Is that what you said, little miss voice of a generation ?
This was like a suicide thing, you know ?
"to me, though, suicide is the natural answer...
I can't believe you did it.
Heather Chandler was that leader, but--
What does she want, a written invitation ?
Well, everybody's life has got static. Is your life perfect ?
Oh, shit.
I can't control myself.
We all knew her to be.
And Kurt doesn't have a date.
Listen, I-I got to get home, okay ?
'cause you're an idiot.
You're not funny.
Thrilled...
You seen the commercial, right ?
Punch it in.
God, that was incredible. Holy shit !
You don't deserve My fucking speech
Betty Finn was a true friend...
'cause he is like one of the top brokers in the state.
The note will give her shower nozzle masturbation material for weeks.
No one at Westerbergís gonna let you play their reindeer games.
Is the key to understanding Heather's pain.
It's incredible similarity.
Gee mom, you really liked your corn.
I'll get right on it, coach. Oh, a little gift for you.
That little prick.
But he wants to double with Kurt...
Okay, put your hands on your head.
Lisa
Only they break the surface of the skin,
que sera, sera
Are you trying to tell me it is not a time for troubled youth ?
I did not.
Yeah, this is officer McCord.
Did too. You did too. I did not.
If it wasn't for the courage of the fearless crew,
And I get crammed in by the taco bell coupon.
[ radio static ] Milner, can you hear me ? What's going down ?
When you read the AP World Essay prompt for the first time
Yet we were forced to live the lie of sexist, beer-guzzling jock assholes."
Kurt.
That's okay. Your mom said you had a big date.
Please, Veronica, put Billy the kid on hold tonight.
Last time I saw my mom she was waving from a library window in Texas.
Then just stay home and shoot your TV,
Ich luger bullets. I'm such an idiot.
Knowing that I'm always Chop
Now that you're dead,
Those fish sticks can wait. Let's go.
[ laughing ] we beat the bitches. Oh, beautiful.
J--
If you're gonna openly be a bitch--
Is this turnout weak or what ?
What do you say we knock off early, buy some shoes,
Nice guys finish last.
Came to check up on this week's lunchtime poll topic.
Heather.
- And Doug Hilton said-- - some people need different kinds of convincing.
when the urge to troll becomes too much...
Outpouring of emotion ?
Heather, I think last night, we both said a lot of stuff we didn't mean.
From Heather to Heather.
Thank you, Ms. Fleming. You call me when the shuttle lands.
Lock your paws.
What did you say, dick-head ?
Dear diary,
when I get told to tidy my room even though I'm already planning on doing it
I guess that's more on Paulineís wavelength.
Give it up, girl.
I was wondering, if you weren't doing anything that night,
Yeah, but don't worry. It was worth it just to see the look on--
Oh, I know everyone at your high school isn't so uptight.
At dawn. Don't forget ram.
"we students of Westerberg high will die...
Adequate mourning times and misused vocabulary words ?
Yeah, 30 of those fourth of July fireworks attached to the trunk.
Is that pate ?
First you ask if you can be Chop...
I guess.
Hi, Veronica.
You did too.
[ man ] ha ! Look ! There's Heather. [ laughing ]