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What are you trying to do, sleep ?
Yeah, but this is Ohio.
Something lame like that ?
I guess I was wrong. We all were.
Aliens land on earth.
Yeah, I didn't expect to be calling either. I guess my emotions took over.
[ all ] let's go ! [ girl ] come on !
And now it's your turn to take the helm.
And then there's social security, legal fees--
Thank you, Ms. Fleming. You call me when the shuttle lands.
Why don't you give it a try, huh ? Underline something.
Uh, yeah, yeah. I think what I heard back there was just a bunny rabbit.
I'm more of a no-rust-buildup man myself
Pretend I did blow up the school,
I don't get the point of me writing a suicide note...
Color me impressed.
I need you to forge a hot and horny but realistically low-key note in Kurt's handwriting...
No way.
I just wanna get gallery representation
I was supposed to be captain of the cheerleading team.
I mean, society nods its head at any horror...
French. All right.
So it looks like the person's been shot and killed...
Well, you're welcome.
I don't believe it. I'm winning.
I forgot.
But I believe the word... Eskimo
You win $5 million from the publisher's sweepstakes.
Just feeling a little superior tonight.
To finally have an example of the profound sensitivity of which a human animal is capable.
So why don't you just sign it ? No.
Did that sound bitchy ?
I'd like that.
I don't know what it's given me,
I think you can.
It's going to be the kind of thing to infect a generation.
Punch it in.
This is important. After taxes, I'll only be getting--
It's kind of scary how everybody's got a little story to tell.
You seem pretty amused. I thought you had given up on high school guys.
Y-your friend Jason Dean stopped by.
Hi
Ah, now you're talking. I could be up for that.
But tonight, let me dream of a world without Heather,
Ha ! There's only one of us who knows how to do Heather's handwriting.
Well, I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being.
Oh, you're an asshole. Mute him.
It's just not gonna be the same here without her.
when you see a satanist at church
[ cheering, applauding ]
You missed him completely ?
I don't know. Mourning. Maybe watch some TV. Why ?
But, uh, she knew what she was doing.
I'm so angry. It was chaos. Fucking chaos.
Well, great pate, but I'm gonna have to motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral.
Of course.
She's alive and in stable condition.
Killed himself the next day.
Are we going to prom or to hell ?
Oh, wow. These are great.
Heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people ?
So, what was the first day after Heather's suicide like ?
Damn.
Just don't come to school and don't mess with me.
I've seen Ms. Pauline Flemingís way.
when I was just a little girl
Oh yeah, I am sure she will love me for it
Thank you Hui. You call me when the shuttle lands. Thank you Hui. You call me when the shuttle lands.
I won't be needing it.
She won't be able to see what she's drinking.
Well, now it's my turn.
You win $5 million in the publisher's sweepstakes.
Making it look like a suicide.
I'm here today to fuse it back again through togetherness.
[ sparse laughter ]
I've got two dead bodies in the woods behind Westerberg high.
Cool guys like you out of my life.
And I felt bad every time I did it, but I kept doing it anyway.
[ screaming ]
No, but if you're nice, I'll let you buy me a slushee.
Now where's she going ?
- Okay. - Thanks.
Come on. It’ll be very.
Holy shit ! We'll crucify her.
If you don't have a brewski in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress.
I said, "so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly ?"
If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly."
[ J.D. ] you're gonna pull a super chug with that ?
Right.
Oh, my-- I-I-I-I sh-should have let you take that job at the mall.
Keeps me sane.
But she said I was boring.
Don't move. I'll, uh-- I'll get him back.
These old photographs.
Young love.
[ sighs ] I've seen J.D.'s way.
This wouldn't be that bizarro thing you were babbling about over the phone last night ?
I knew that loose was too noose.
[ chuckles ] because I can be.
Chaos was great. Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
Not because society didn't care, but because the school was society."
Oh, sure, you can write to "penthouse forum." [ chuckling ]