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He made out the signature sheet and everything.
I knew you'd be back, Veronica.
I just wanna get laid.
Technically, I did not kill Heather Chandler.
Um, Heather and I used to go out,
That's... Very good, Peter.
I'll ask you to do me a favor,
I'm more of a no-rust-buildup man myself
That's it. We're breaking up.
Not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits.
All I got here is a couple of kids making out in a station wagon.
Oh evet, beni bunun için seveceğinden eminim
when the urge to troll becomes too much...
[ duke ] bravo.
That only proves my point more. The word is a badge for her failures at school.
Es-ki-mo. [ sighs ]
She said, "real life sucks losers dry."
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute. Jason Dean.
Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul,
Lick it up baby Lick. it. up.
A true friend's work is never done.
Yeah, right, asshole.
And boning away on a neighbor's swing set.
The last Guy I had sex with...
Why so tense ?
Count of three, guys.
Now, should it be chicken noodle or bean with bacon ?
That tells its youth...
Let me get a cup, jerk.
You call me when the shuttle lands.
It was miserable.
Strength, damn it !
Let's give him a good scare, though.
I don't know. It was okay, I guess.
Another joke, man.
[ mom ] Veronica, dinner !
when ur hungover and trying to convince ur friend to come out again tonight but can't quite grasp the English language
I don't know. I still gotta talk to Heather, dude.
Okay.
Ha. Jesus ! I mean, I've got a meaningfully marked-up Moby Dick.
And feast on a turbo dog.
Save the speeches for Malcolm X I just wanna get laid
What ?
Just give me the cup, jerk.
What are you gonna do with the money ?
Goddamn, will somebody tell me why I smoke these damn things ?
I think it's a good opportunity to share the...
Damn it, Veronica.
should I sing songs
Best comeback
Like last night, Veronica ?
People love me. You know, you haven't signed yet.
I did not want them dead.
Now I know you understood everything.
[ vomiting, coughing ]
Come on. Come on. Let's go. Up here.
Sawyer, guess what today is.
I'm just so...
[ horn honking, brakes screeching ]
Just think what a better place this world would be...
What else does a suicide need, huh ?
I got paid in poop... lick it up baby... lick it up...
It's perfecto.
Now if you'll excuse me--
We scare people into not being assholes.
Gross. Gross.
[ explosion ]
This is for you Shelly
I'd probably miss my own birthday for a date. Don't say that.
And the same day that what's-his-face gives you the check,
Great bike.
If I did, I probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad.
Let's face it, all right ? The only place different social types...
[ beeps ]
To become a statistic in U.S.-Fucking-A. Today.