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Man, if you can't deal with me now,
que sera, sera
Of losing three very popular students.
I said, "you're beautiful."
Well, you'll live.
You don't deserve my fucking speech
- Why ? - Why not ?
Heather.
PATRONS
Sure, I was-- I was coming up here to kill you.
Yeah, well, the extreme always seems to make an impression.
It's a family recipe. What did you do, put a phlegm glob in it or something ?
Veronica knew you'd have a hangover, so, uh, I whipped this up for you.
What did your boyfriend say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio ?
[ Heather ] corn nuts. B.Q. Or plain ?
We need to connect this cafeteria into one mighty circuit.
He said that he thought you might try to kill yourself.
All we want is to be treated like human beings.
At the 4-h club. Oh, you're an asshole. Mute him.
"our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world.
Yeah, in the woods behind the school.
I can't believe this is my life.
Now, it could be Westerbergís if we get everybody's John Hancock.
You don't have anything for her either.
I'm gonna need a VHS copy of all this by Monday for my Princeton application.
Do I look like mother Teresa ?
You say tomato, I say "to-mah-to."
[ sighs ]
I heard it was really gnarly.
I just got back.
And, Jesus, what about J.D. ?
The way that parents can be unresponsive...
Tomorrow I'll be kissing her aerobicized ass,
All of the schools.
Enough to cause a little blood but no real damage.
But in the meantime,
It is one thing to want somebody out of your life;
- You know what I want, babe ? - What ?
Uh, Veronica, this is brad. Excellent.
So, tonight's the night. Are you two excited ?
Glad you could make it.
To the myriad of problems life has given me."
All right, we-we, uh-- we did a murder, and that's a crime.
Leave him alone, ram. [ motorcycle approaching ]
And nothing has changed.
They wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade...
That example is Heather Chandler.
My name is Heather-- no, it-- it's not Heather.
Watch it, Heather. You might be digesting food there.
I put a Norwegian in the boiler room.
[ gunshot ] whoa !
What are you trying to do, kill me?
Oh, for Christ--
Uh, prescription drugs. Prescription drugs.
That's good, but Heather would never use the word "myriad."
[ yelling ]
Oh, damn. I'd be willing to go a half a day for a cheerleader.
- [ ram ] say it. - Okay, okay.
You were a bluebird. You were a brownie.
Strength.
Life is easy and fun."
What's the upchuck factor on that ?
Come here. Shit. Tipping is the fucking greatest.
You inherit $5 million the same day aliens land on the earth...
I love my dead gay horse.
Eskimo.
She said, "yes."
So you can all feel its pathetic beauty for yourself.
Getting some super--
What's my thanks ? It's on the hallway carpet.
Maybe we could rent some new releases.
I don't care that you really were some... Pansy.
And while we do this,
I was looking around the other day and I dug up, uh,
Then on Friday she can hold her little...
That's right. "teenage suicide don't do it."
Oh, yeah. They seem to have an open-door policy for assholes, though, don't they ?
Get a job.
So, why don't you ask your little friend to stay for dinner ?
Open the door !