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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, WE GET A DIVORCE,
- YOU SURE YOU'RE REALLY JEWISH? - I'M THE REAL DEAL.
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE GOT A HALF HOUR TO GET OUT OF HERE.
- LET'S GO. - IT'S JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.
- OI, LARRY, WITH THIS-- - OI! AGAIN! SEE?
UM, SO YOU KNOW, I JUST SIGNED THE PAPERS.
YOU RAN THAT ASS IN THE GROUND AND YOU'RE MOVING ON, RIGHT?
- IT'S A CODE. IT'S IN THE BALD CODE. - IS IT?
SHE'S GETTING THE FILLING AND YOU'RE GETTING THE RAZZLE-DAZZLE THAT IS
OH, I MEANT TO TELL YOU-- THIS IS INTERESTING--
I WAS AT HIS HOUSE FOR HANUKAH.
THAT'S NO PROBLEM AT ALL. YOU KNOW WHY? IN FACT,
- IT'S GREAT FOR ME. - THE HOOKUP ALWAYS COMES WITH A PLUS ONE.
- HOLD IT ONE SECOND. - I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.
OH, THE FUN WE'RE HAVING.
I CLOSE DOOR. MR. O'DONNELL SAY, "LARRY DAVID, CLOSE DOOR ON HIM."
YOU RUINED MY WHOLE VACATION. YOU HAD TO BUTT IN
- YOU AND ME! - WOW.
NO NO NO.
- HOW ARE YOU? THINGS GOING GOOD? - GREAT GREAT, YEAH.
- OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. - A RING STAIN?
- YES, YEAH, I'M DOING IT. - NO!
- IT STOPPED THE BLEEDING. - OKAY.
APOLOGY ACCEPTED. THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
- YEAH, YEAH YEAH. - THE CINNAMON.
EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A SCISSOR?
- TAKE A CRAB LEG. ABSOLUTELY. - ARE YOU SURE?
FIRST OF ALL, IN YOUR IMPLIED CONTRACT WITH THIS MAN
- THAT'S ALL YOU NEED? - YEAH. WHEN THERE ARE WOMEN IN THIS BEDROOM,
FIRST OF ALL, I COMMEND YOU ON THE DEMOGRAPHICS.
OH, WELL, THEY DON'T. I MEAN, WHY WOULD THEY?
OH, SEE THAT?
- THERE YOU GO. - YOU LOVING THAT?
IT'S NOT ONLY THE BEST DEAL I'M GONNA GET FOR YOU,
- LOOK WHAT YOU TAUGHT ME. - AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TAKING AWAY FROM OUR MARRIAGE.
I NEED TO CUT THE STRING HERE.
A SHOFAR. WHY IS THIS ON YOUR DES?