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What do these seeds know that these seeds don't know?
Sometimes the muse just teases. What we have is good.
Oh, as a professional, I'm trained to notice
Stay out of my moneymaker's brain.
Oh, that math teacher screwed him in more ways than one.
- Oh, all right. Okay. - He was great.
I really enjoyed it, but my dad said it was stupid,
Oh, I don't know. Let's just try it out
my family was into sports".
this autobiography for a retired baseball player.
I never thought of it that way.
(high-pitched whirring)
so Americans can get fatter.
My wife thinks I'm still in Atlantic City, and...
This book is gonna be twice as good.
Oh, it's no big deal... I'm just ghostwriting
Wow. Emily, thank you for your bracing honesty.
(shutter clicking) Yeah, that's it, that's it.
of food-styling trickery. You see,
I miss solid food so much.
That I am.
Oscar, I can tell by your nostrils that you're angry.
So, how's our book coming?
give us clear heads and fast fingers
Oh, no, no, you dug.
Sit your ass down and start writing that book.
A visit to the emotional
No, I'm good.
Careful.
(Oscar laughs)
I will be right back.
Murph just wants to honor the yearning soul
You had your fun, but now it's time to...
Well, that's not the way I said "Seabiscuit," but, yeah.
Oh, I just got that.
Yeah, you can talk all you want... you're paying me.
Oscar, let me out!
Not everybody wants to share the painful details of their lives.
to remove the stick from his ass.
That's exactly what you did.
I beg your pardon?
Oh. Those are $600.
Or because I gave you free onion rings.