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You wouldn't shoot old friends, would you?
- I want you to give me your best shot. - What?
There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.
Git, Mahoney! You get out there and you follow me.
Miss Hooks, you're next.
My name is Cmndt. Lassard.
That's beautiful. To me, marriage is a sacred institution.
If I don't pass this driving course, they're going to kick me out of here.
Have you seen these applications?
I'm in love.
No, sir. Not you.
...respect for anything. They don't respect customers or property.
Shit!
So this is what you want me to do?
You move this car an inch and you're finished, mister! You hear me?
Wig!
Let's go.
And that's just the beginning.
I'm sorry, Lou. You just can't get good help these days.
Ready now, sir.
You're married?
Stickup?
Very good for the academy.
Men, I've got a little problem here.
Are you using the royal "we" now? Are you gonna start p
What about guns? When do we get guns?
You people are going to hate my guts for the rest of your lives.
you are out of the academy forever.
This is Lt. Harris from the police academy.
I could show a movie on your butt, fatso!
You, give me that bike!
I promised I'd keep you here the full 24 weeks.
No, not really. May I go?
How?
- You got any brown shoe polish? - I've got cordovan. Who's it for?
And clean the ashtray while you're at it.
Got a light?
Find it Rat Face
control of your mind! She's not just a social
and to me, also.
What do you say to that, Lassard?
Run!
SHIT, I'M DEAF!
How I love a ride in the country.
Real police are handling the problem.
Absolute silence!
I want you to go to the police academy.
Does it work?
Trenton be like
Every single one of them.
Hurry up!
Get out of here now!
You stay right behind me, punk.
- Damn good haircuts. - Thank you, sir.
Who knows how these things get started?
Stand up.
Thank you.
Move it!
Lt. Harris.
Yes, sir. Shit, I'm deaf.
At ease, Hightower.
The only way to get a new Cintas shirt
From now on, part of your training will be to ride from time to time...
The lot's full, mister!
Yes, sir.
It seems I've got a squad full of scumbuckets.