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When the police shoot a black man
- Then at 8:00, you'll meet my mother. - Right.
- Get rid of them. - No problem, Chief.
You can even turn off the windshield wipers.
Come on.
A police officer must generate respect and confidence.
with a nice little stroll around the campus.
- Pull over. - No, I'm getting out of here.
Won't we, Hooks?
His Holiness the Pope, the King of Norway...
- Can I borrow it for a little while? - Sure.
The academy's taking all kinds these days.
Now!
Come on, move it! This is official police business.
I'll let you know why. It's no secret. Everybody knows.
parasite! She's an actual paras
How was that? Was that okay?
I can't.
That should help you to get up.
Ladies and gentlemen, the commandant of the academy, Eric Lassard.
Why do you want to be a cop?
It's on Howell.
- He was a good friend. - Yeah, I know.
shows a very...
- Lassard? - What?
You're bad for morale, Mahoney.
I got a good friend. His father was killed at Pearl Harbor.
Which one do we do first?
- Are those gunshots? - Fucking A!
Shit, this is definitely not Ecuador.
- You live around here? - No, sir.
Mahomo Mahomo
omething better? We take them t
Yes, sir.
D for dirtbags.
We're gonna pick up this telephone and call your buddy Capt. Reed.
- But why? - Because it's exciting. It's different.
The real customer will be here any second now. Okay?
Hi. Want a ride?
They must be encouraged to quit on their own.
Any last-minute tips or suggestions?
- Aah! Did you s
Last day in the jail Nov 2
Many Many Drinks
because you're bad.
I am going to make you sorry that you ever came here.
- See you around, Monsignor. - Doctor Monsignor.
- Do I have to? - Yes, you do.
Your new hat, sir.
I am coming out of the window...
- You'd better have some flowers. - Flowers? Check.
In slide two...
Madam Mayor, Mr. President...
I only do it because of your father.
That's how it's done. Who's next?
Shit I'm deaf
Proper response to libs
Don't do that!
If you don't stop, you are out of here! I am warning you!
you run, don't trot...
All right, let's go, dirtbags! Let's move it!
aking credit for anais' work, getting her to carry her st
I can't even feel my arms anymore.
It was an honor and a pleasure, sir.
Princess.
Some people want to know.
This is not a drill.
Don't move, dirtbag!
Look at that Look at all that scum
Find out where the party is.
Here's the pitch.
I'll be able to meet interesting and unusual people.
Ut sure is quiet around here
procedures...
dormir c'est pour les pédés
because you are the worst people here.
Hit me!
Plus...
Copeland and Blankes, in here!
Park the car, butt breath!