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- Cheers. Thank you, Jody. - Thanks.
Oh, no, I'm with Jake. We're lovers.
Look, she's gonna tell her friends,
- My ace deuce. - Hey, fellas.
Do the ladies ever tell you that you look like a f*@king optical illusion?
He looks like he's aged 20 years in the past couple months.
Yeah, come on. I'm not gonna see you for a long time.
- (BARKING) - Easy, Doyle. Easy.
There were lots of mistakes.
You hear me? You live your life the way it should have been.
Find a man nobody's protecting.
All I'm saying
I can't get a job in the straight world.
A job that pays cash.
I've got prospects.
And what's up with her boyfriend? Monty?
You're gonna send me away,
(CLATTERING)
All right, enough! This is bullshit!
Are you drunk? Tell me you've been drinking too much,
selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
Yikes!
I'm... I'm hungry.
No, no, no.
You're in the 62nd percentile, that's what you are.
Hey, Frank. Coming out with us tonight or what?
Yeah? Go away.
JAMES: Oh. Nick. Yeah, yeah. Good kid.
What's what you love about me?
One way I might buy myself a little room to breathe.
That's a scary look.
(EXHALES)
You gotta learn to relax a little bit. Live a little.
I'm Agent Flood with the Drug Enforcement Administration.
- Midnight? Midnight's okay. - Okay. Yeah? All right.
A little love bite for saving his raggedy ass.
Back up the truck. You know what I'm saying?
- I'll catch up. - Yup.
Jesus, my bar. They can take my bar to hell and back.
JACOB: Frank. Frank.
Why would she do a thing like that?
Courtside. Front row. Don't be late.
Yeah, it's almost over.
- My student. - Hot student.
How you fellas doing?
(SIGHS)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
So will you watch him for me?
- There you go. - Thank you.
You want me to make you a toast?
I bet he lost somebody some money, though. Give me your gun.
She knows everyone who works here, and I love that name, right?
Remember what I told you.
You can be from wherever you want. Just curious.
to avoid talking about this at school?
I swear to God, the best thing I ever did in my life
Shit.
We're good.
LINDSAY: Yo, I've met you before, haven't I?
What are the criteria?
Always everything that can go wrong go wrong.
What do we say to him?
Tell the US Attorney we got a hard-ass.
Yo. Let's not go to practice.
Yes. Well, it's like, it's a... No, it's a joy thing. It's not...
Try seven years in fucking Otisville, J.
Wait a minute. When was the last time you had a girlfriend?
- Yeah? - He loves you, really, and...
One last whiskey with my boy.
- You know you likeded him, forever. - I never likeded him.
He's not ready to go yet. He wants to live.
I'm gonna go. Okay?
You never said a goddamn word.
- You need to pee? - No.
You're gonna get me fired. You realize that?
I know, I know. Tonight is special night.
- MONTY: Hey, Jake! - His earlier work?
You can't take a fucking dog to the hoosegow, Jake.
these fucks who you wouldn't want petting Doyle!
You've got $60 million of the bank's money...
Give it a month, you'll be better looking than ever.
I'm gonna go uptown, Francis.
because you want me to be your sister-in-law
I know. I know you will. But you're not gonna be there tomorrow.
In New York, we've got a wonderful thing called the Rockefeller Laws.
"Put me in some stocks, put me in some mutuals."
You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!
- What do you think of Naturelle? - She's a good girl.
And I can't go back to doin' this.
My last night. Not your last night.
People wanted to get away from somewhere else.
"I'm gonna be there for you, Monty.
Yeah. Take a seat.
Yeah. Fuck Salomon Brothers. They're hedging their bets,
No dogs allowed on the school grounds.
You know what? I think you want to, a little bit.
I messed up. You know, my mother died.
Listen.
Swinging their Jason Giambi Louisville Slugger baseball bats,
- Back up. - That's what I'm saying.
- (JACOB GROANS) - FRANCIS: Hey, hey, hey!
- You got a lot of young fans. - Yeah.
- Been looking all over for you. - WOMAN: Another one?
Look at him. He's a good dog. I can see it in his eyes.
Hey, listen up.
And then you get out of there
Jake. Have a drink. Shut the fuck up.
Take your jones somewhere else. Leave me alone.
I have been in three different prisons, Montgomery.
That's good. Because, man, big mistake.
We've known each other since we were three.
I don't even know these people. And Naturelle, even.
I can't believe you did that. I can't believe... Why? Why?
And you know it, I know, everyone knows it.
How much did you pay for this sofa, Ms. Riviera?
You look like Halle Berry, they tell you this? Come back.
It's probably your mother.