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If I could speak the language of rabbits...
Hot dogs, buns, s'mores. I mean, it's a freaking 7-Eleven.
And she was my second cousin.
No one's saying that. Let's go.
Unh. Uh-huh.
Bet you never thought I'd say that. Ha-ha-ha.
Wait, wait. Let's sing it as a round.
- Have you been diagnosed with diabetes? - No.
That means the azimuth should be 168.22 degrees...
Big deal. Every time I watch that...
...to allow for purchase on a surface with a low coefficient of static friction.
Injured and drugged is a kind of sick.
For the record, I should let you know...
Mmm.
Wait. You have to help me get into bed.
- All right. Everyone grab flashlights. - Okay.
That would've been great. You and Penny having sex in the tent...
...so don't operate heavy machinery.
Whatever. Will you just turn the water off and help me up?
Well it would seem as though We've reached an impass
...that my sharply worded comments on Yelp.com...
...and one half of the Golden Treasure for two...
All right.
No.