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YOU BETTER LOCK IT UP
"Team Player"
You did?
-
Really? Then what’s it like, Corey? Huh?
-John, apology accepted. -Okay.
Jeremy. Sit this play out.
just the tip, just to see if it's warm
[CLAIRE CLEARS THROAT]
[ALL SPEAK IN HEBREW]
Hey SUC! The boob socks! Fuk!
VARIANT COVER PROGRAMS AND EVENTS!
I’ll take a couple. The big thing is that we're all moving on
That would be Not good at all
it's alright it's ok tell me when you've had enough it's alright it's ok too much to take in, i'm not feeling alive. it's alright it's ok you must think i'm forsaken.
WOMAN: Just remember how you-- MAN: Right now.
All I wanted was a second alone so I could try to explain things.
[SNORTS]
...and you have a crazy brother--
Maybe he's just trying to find his own way, his own path.
I don't want to get into what happened last trial with Jared
You motorboatin’ son of a bitch!
Grow up Peter Pan, Count chocula.
Yeah, real shot.
John, you gotta go. You're gonna love it. You're gonna love it.
I gotta be honest, I come in, it's like-- A little like I'm trying to get my bearings.
Where you, like, hug each other like this...
-No, it's cute. -The crazy guest who thinks he's...
...even if I have to walk right into the lion's den.
Class class class
Okay.
Daley kids getting ready for their cousin to vist Chance’s reaction
Well, then, we’ll sail without him!
Yep.
.
I just had my tits done.
You better get your ass to that golf course
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades!
CLAIRE: Thank you.
Consider it done.
...there's no way I'm ready for that.
OM MY GOD. EAGLE LOST SHIELD AGAIN
BIG DYKE
James, the rice! FUCK!
...the jokes, the stupid laughs, that was all me.
I'll be off in my room painting strippers
You’re gonna love it! You’re gonna love it!
[SINGING HAVA NAGILA]
You sandbagging son of a bitch!
There you go. Yeah, you got it.
[PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Damn it! Damn you!
That sweater was a gift
He was at the park Doing homo things
If you want to throw some our way...
He’s a homo
Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus Pomni
“I just re-woke up”. I love that! You know what I will make a bet
Cig! The patch!! What are they doing? I never know what they're doing back there
Damn! Sluts.
Can I say yes?
It was great to meet you.
And that my cheek...
Let's take a daiquiri time-out.
The big sleazy. Scooba sleave
It's a start.
Amy...
I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out, you selfish son of a bitch
-I will check into them. -Excellent, bro.
Aiden playing around Me…….
-Okay. -I think it's very obvious...
No offense to you, I think we might be on different wavelengths.
It's all deadly
Not there. Not there! I'm not comfortable-- I'm not comfortable with that!
Im reading don’t kill myself books
It’s hunting season!
I mean, I believed that he was a going to play golf.
No, I don't even know what the fuck a quail is.
You sandbagging son of a bitch.
Its peer quote Season!
[SHUSHING]
You've been playing cat and mouse with me ever since you came here.
.
Oh, Mr. President.
What's this company called?
What do you like better? Christmas or wedding season?
I dig talking with you. You're an enlightened cat...
Pretty soon we'll be getting married.
He name is Chastity.. she is WHITE TRASH. Just like you.. HILLBILLY
Your goddamn negativity I don’t need it
Oh please don’t take a turn To douche town
No way. Did you tap that again?
CLAIRE: So you're a venture capitalist?
Just the tip. Just For A Second, Just To See How It Feels.
Yes!
hillbilly!
SPARKS IS A WOP GENIUS
Get him all patched up?
Oh, Jesus Christ. Hss, it burns.
-You keep it in your cleavage. -Nowhere else to put it.
I think you’re an innovator.
And you wanna know what? I dig it.
Your leaving me in the trenches taking grenades, Kennedie
So, what about you, with Sack?
TODD: Mom make you feel her tits?
-So how you been? -Great. Really spectacular.
YOU BUTTER-BOATENG SON OF A BITCH SAYLOR YOU
I don't even know what the fuck a wood devil is!
Like a Kid at Toys R Us
Motts like a kid at toys r us. I cant take it..
Emeson!! The kettlebell!!
Jay-Z.
JOHN: Sure. CLEARY: That's my son, Todd.
...and I think the problem is I am not being adventurous enough for you.
Ooh.
Josh Dougherty
what an athlete. A tremendous competitor
I now pronounce you man and wife.
Daiquiris
Uh... nip slip?!!
Hey.
maybe
Caroline!! The crushed ice!!
I'm sorry.
Well, not too soon, um....
What is wrong with him?!?
. .
But this is crazy, because I don't know any--
But thank you so much for your kindness, brother.
-
The only good idea is to let me and John do our job...
a fucking human being?
You time traveling son of a bitch
[MAN CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]
The painting was a gift, Todd.
Hey Emeson! The oil! Did you get the oil?
Hey, John, that's weird. That glass looks half full to me.
Do you mind if I get married now?
Sack master!
You gotta treat your bag like a lady
I’m a Cocksman
What is your deal? What is your problem?
Might as well be a bullseye.
It's like fishing with dynamite.
Baby, I started thinking about what you said before...
Three daughters, one son.
The bride!
Who gives a shit? It’s great sex, it’s bad sex. It’s like pizza baby!
WOMAN: Wonderful scallops. CLEARY: Absolutely. Wonderful.
[CACKLING]
Oh, so you're hiding, I see.
Hey..I love you
I bought them from an organic scallop farm right off the coast of Nattachoke.
I sleep over at John's house every year for his birthday.
MAN: Are they home? WOMAN: I've been a good mother!
What do you like better? Christmas or boost season?
Let’s just do a conference call..
Uh....
You go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
You and me.
I need the big guy.
And I think that that's a very rare thing in this world.
Call me Katsch Kitty Katsch
Ahh! I'm flying my plane! Honey, take a good picture-- I'm dead!
It's a horrible feeling to feel that way.
Nature versus nurture, Lodge. Nature always wins.
...our relationship, to the next level.
Every advantage in life, advantages I never had.
It's not Gloria.
No, I don’t even know who the fuck Cozy is
-You remember yet? CLAIRE: Are you okay?
-How was the wedding? -Oh, it was boring, you know
You lose good men to trades and unruly fans.
-Rolling a fatty. -No, not for-- Where'd you learn that?
Damn slots!
Oh you have got to try these pepperoni hot pockets You will never order from pizza hut again
What's he got to be so morose about?
CLAIRE: I'm open, I'm open!
...the boyfriend and Sybil, by all means. I'm not going.
Well, snap out of it! What? A hot older woman made you feel her cans?
I Went With Matt. Who You Forgot To Tell Me Is Totally Insane
Big tree fall hard
First time?
What do you like more CSO or wedding season? Answer: CSO Conference!
What's the rule about walking away? Never walk away on a crasher in a funny jacket.
Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly, pal! What do you like better, Christmas, or double roll call?!
[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]
Twenty-two years old, the whole world in front of him.
It’s A Clary Family Tradition.
YOU ALL ARE WHITE TRASH!
What?
This is the real world, lady!
I stand by Mott.
Lord knows we need family now more than ever.
We got Heidi, a couple of those fucking sluts from the environmental group, remember?
yes beryl guilkamon? what do you want? i want you to make your mind up about which beryl i'm gonna be!
Have you checked on Sack? I think he's pretty sick.
I don't even know what the fuck a spleen is.
-That was amazing! -It was really great.
I am.
julian abel and lorrainne assange and pauline may and teresa hanson. and kristy mcknight and tenae guy.
I'm posting gifs to prolong killing myself
I'M NOT COMFORTABLE! I'M NOT COMFORTABLE
A bicycle? Well, a bicycle, that would take a lot of balloons...
Happy Birthday Max Enjoy the night!
[SPEAKS IN HEBREW]
. .
I'm just living the dream.
-Yes. -Claire, come on. Come on.
But let’s go get engaged. I’m psyched
...and try to pull off the greatest Labor Day weekend of all time...
Me trying to have family fun & failing
MOM! I'M ON A ZOOM!
Not only is she a virgin, she's totally off the reservation.
All the 40s are in? I’m psyched.
Oh, Lord. Here we go again.
Oh my god. Your COD team...they’re down again
Fishing is like sex to these people... they love it.
I want my sweater back
-It stings. Oh, Jesus. GLORIA: Poor baby.
And that I'm one with everyone.
She is white trash. Same as you. Hillbilly!
Damn, midgets
Jeremy, wait up!
That'll get you jacked up.
We're gonna do number 1 0 from the playbook. Here she comes.
A little more discreet, though, okay?
It's the Clearys. They're an American institution.
But let’s go get a verdict. I’m psyched.
-Whoa, what? -Yeah, the sock...
A STAR IS BORN
Grab that net and catch that beautiful butterfly What do you like better, Christmas, or Double Roll Call?!
-Wow. -Whoo!
JEREMY: Ow!
Damn you, Roger.
deGrom is down again What is his deal?
It's Joey's Birthday! You sandbagging son of a bitch!
Have you even shot one of these things before?
Sebastian Maniscalco... He's a wop genius!
I'm an idea man I thrive on enthusiasm
...and I think that I'm ready to take, um, this relationship...
He's fit for a straitjacket
[CRYING]
It's just a matter of trying to get it down.
Your falling for this broad
Yes!
Huhhh whatever…
Motorboat
Points, points, points.
We lost a lot of good digiornussy out there
The great 1 9th century philosopher Schopenhauer...
The big sleazy. Scooba sleave
Why are you looking at me like that?
You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, Jared
Does anyone ever feel like they're just...
Yes! Fessy and Buffalo Bills!
Mare Bear.
Great question Love where your head's at
You old sailor you!
Tell that mean Stadium
Nature versus nurture. Nature always wins.
When tell people why Josh isn’t out Patrolling:
-You sandbagging son of a bitch!
Buyers be like lost a lot of good homes out there
Wings
What do you think? Why don't you do the math, okay?
-Oh, if he wasn't armed. -...but a clever human being...
It would be not good at all That's my parking garage
Good good
Come here!
_
Okay. Mommy, we've had a long day.
Yeah.
[MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]
and then you can challenge the xbox for interconsole domination
MAN: I don't have custody of the kids I don't get custody.
Listen, I'm getting married.
that's what we call a cox lunch. yum, yum, yum, yum.
GLORIA: So you dove into the icy water?
-Who is that? -Ah, him.