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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yeah?
Far out.
I'll have someone come talk to you about handling the remains.
- With honey, please. - [Frank] I would like the lumberjack and coffee.
- Can you put it off? - They have to. They have to.
- We'll fly there. - We can't afford it.
- It's not illegal. - Goddamn.
who's filling in for moana marsh and andrea cooper? taina peina.
And it's not because of your brains or your personality.
- Mom, Dwayne has 20/20 vision. - I bet he does.
[Siren Wailing]
[Sheryl] Dwayne? Oh, God!
Okay, um, can I just-
winners and losers.
No, no, no. Inside the circle.
What a fucking nightmare.
All right. I'll drive the bus.
What?
That is sweet. Yeah.
## [Fanfare]
- [Mouthing Words] - What's the letter in the circle?
You heard what I said? Did it go in anywhere?
- [Sighs] - Okay, here.
[Cellphone Ringing]
[Woman On Line, Indistinct]
[Man On Radio] A strong low pressure system passed across New Mexico...
Little trouble. Sorry. Uh, sorry.
- [Grunts] - Keys.
[Bell Chimes]
Bye.
- Fix it when we get there. - Okay, fine.
All right.
Does anybody see the Redondo Suites?
## [Continues]
We're gonna get locked and loaded on this deal and start generating some income!
[Emcee] Oh, that is so sweet!
I don't know. It's up to Grandpa.
Will you let me worry about this, please?
[Man Announcing] The winner of a 30,000 dollar scholarship...
Those waffles are gonna be awful lonely in there.
who's filling in for lisa crisafio? rachel thomas.
[Sighs] No hesitating.
And I start pitching him the nine steps.
[Richard] All right, everybody, we have a long day tomorrow.
I don't know how long. I don't know!
Well, check the machine.
[Gasping]
- Just pull over the car! - Okay! All right!
[Dwayne] Look, she's not a beauty queen.
Huh?
[P.A. Chattering Continues]
- for a seven-year-old. - She's gonna find out anyway.
- Dirty. - And this one is one of my favorites.
Okay, you're out-
We're gonna have a family meeting. Dwayne, family meeting.
We can't go, then, unless Dwayne and Frank go with us.
although, technically, I think that's a frozen yogurt.
Swing him around this way.
- I'd prefer to keep him, but- - I know. The insurance.
No, no- No, I understand that, Cindy. Yeah.
Grandpabbiewon't wake up
- Where does that leave us? - We can't do it. We can't.
- [Sheryl] Here, here! - Put your seat belt on, baby!
Okay? Thank you. Bye.
[Horn Honking]
[Emcee] Pure fairy-tale magic.
[Knocks]
I'm gonna fix this.
With my nine-step Refuse to Lose program...
Good. I'm glad. You know why?
- Go, honey! - [Richard] Come on!
Oh, hey, Olive. Wow, you're gettin' big.
I WILL EAT YOUR ASS
[Frank] This is unfair.
translates literally as in the fashion.