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She went to Harvard.
Hi!
- Where is it? - I threw it out. (humming)
Sincerely, thank you for coming.
if you really wanted more people at your party,
and, like, I say “guy,” but honestly,
I was horrible at school,
Oh. It was a great party.
for some stupid child thing!
♪ All your psychological problems ♪
confident woman
Ha!
Shut Up. I Hate U. Wreck It Ralph will be so mad at you.
And this guy!
I don't know what you're asking me.
Here's a present.
that was a tepid response.
♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪
backup? Could be a stoppage.
Okay, now the key to a good party selfie
♪ Walked right out the door, too ♪
'Cause I am... wuz-asted.
♪ You'll stop revisiting your fears ♪
Because I Have a Bunch of Complicated Reasons,
It was six days ago.
♪ Is just a stand-in for your dad ♪
- move here for Josh. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
WOMAN: Well, then why don't you call your whore
Listen, I don't know if I'm gonna make it in to work today.
and OCD and SAD and a panic disorder
♪ ♪
Come in.
Everyone guys are just friends.
♪ Face your fears ♪
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah.
It's almost like you tried to break it.
at me and then go to the stockroom. Real mature.
(knocking)
Ugh! Are you crazy?!
I hope I'm not causing any problems.
♪ And so I decided to move ♪
♪ A boy band made up of four Joshes ♪
The situation's a lot more nuanced than that.
I really would like you to come.
(chuckles)
♪ Now if someone pulls a gun on me ♪
(sighs)
God, this time's gonna be totally different.
(exhales): Oh, my God.
(door closes)
- Hi. - (singsongy): Look what I have!
♪ Crazy ex-girlfriend. ♪
(sighs)
♪ Girl, I know things haven't always ♪
Scott?
Oh, my God.
Okay, okay.
- Yeah, I'm back here. Sing to me. - ♪ Look it deep in the eyes ♪
thanks for the party. Real fun.
Are we talking swimsuit season?
I mean, it's no Weekend Tuesday, you know what I'm saying?
that you and I are just friends
That's a sexist term.
♪ Been so easy for you ♪
I will take care of that part.
through the logic processor, like,