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Oh, no. No, no, no, Quagmire, no. No, you do not understand.
Achoo. Quiet. Keep it down up there.
I'm monitoring Dylan from here on Stewie's baby monitor.
Really glad I risked my life and everything.
Hmm. Don't let me catch you.
Shh. Shh. Shh. It's okay. It's okay.
You said we were going to The Price Is Right.
Hey, everybody. Look who's back to pick up her son.
- Danny Zuko. - Oh, come on.
You're one of the worst actors in the history of film.
Don't. Just don't...
...so I just wanna get this off my chest.
- Brian, I promise you, it's fine. - Lois, Lois, Lois.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't even wanna think about that.
- Can I go out through here? - Just be back by bedtime.
Your pot?
- Jesus. - It's been like this all week.
- Shouldn't you be in school? - I don't know.
Oh, it was awful. That kid was a complete thug.
I've wanted you to meet Dylan for a long time, Brian.
- There we are. - That's it.
- Hey, Dylan. Have a great day at school. - Thanks, Dad.
Tracy wants Dylan back. Don't you want Dylan back, Tracy?
Money from terrible films I put out into the American populace...
I don't care I'm you father, you don't care you're my son.
Brian, this is painful.
Yeah, you're five minutes from gone, and you leave with that?
Hey there, everybody.
And... And I do not wanna have this conversation in front of my son.
...almost long enough to sound American.
You wouldn't believe what he did to Meg yesterday.
Fat woman tending to her garden in big polka-dotted bloomers.
- What happened to your face? - I'm a kitty cat.
...you do not understand. Okay?
- You have juice and I wanna sit in it. - Shoo, get lost.
No, no. Tracy can't do this. She can't leave him here.
- How long have you been doing magic? - Oh, long time.
- No, go away. - Can I please come in?
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