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- And Alice... - Turk! Turk, Turk, Turk.
What the hell are you wearing?
You loved shoplifting when you were a kid.
Dear God.
The wind is really taking that baby.
My God, I feel light headed.
You have to obsess over it a little like I did.
I wanted to see if it was just as firm when you weren't expecting it.
Look, I know the Janitor isn't exactly a friend to us,
I know what I saw, woman!
Anyway, it didn't work out. Saw me at a mall.
Man, that guy hates normal doors.
Do you remember the music they'd play when anything bad happened?
You're welcome. Go away.
Elliot, stop, okay?
I go through a tube about every three hours.
My God, she ate the rind.
Plus, you weren't even looking at me when you said it.
Here comes my ex-wife and your beard.
- Downstairs! - Really?
I think that you're the most amazing woman that I've...
- You have to! - Elliot, you are so right!
I couldn't help but feel smug
dropped it and I may have peed on it a little.
I can't do this all on my own
Come here.
See, I actually jotted down some notes in my notebook
Whether it was a new romance...
These things have been ruining my life for too long.
You two both gotten a good look? Some of this. A little of that. Yeah?
Good, 'cause
Well, for her, the mop always came first, you know?
may I borrow it to call my kids?
And on that farm there was a cougar E- I-E-I-Oh