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Wait. I'm subbing in.
My second ex-wife's name is Tammy.
Is this all you want me to do?
And I thought I had a friend.
This one says, "I bought supplies. 2007".
Jail, Ron.
I don't even know her, but she's my hero.
to lower my risk of heart disease.
Shh! Go to bed, Jimmy.
off of speedboats.
Well, you know, it's possible you can just date a guy
It's called the Battle Royale.
I'm very excited about this.
Yes.
You could go to jail.
You really--you need to stop giving these away like candy.
Here's something neat.
This ends now.
Oh, my God.
This is just another way for her
because nerd stuff probably really excites you,
I mean, you spent a lot of time and energy
Something called "Break even analysis tables."
Basically, we're being attacked by Godzilla.
This prints bills with our faces
or wear a dress made out of meat?
I think that's a great idea.
Can't you just move your butt around,
Do you know what I love?
It is so nice having her around.
Oh, are we playing a game where everyone says something stupid?
Not really.
Welcome to the Battle Royale.
Are you the receptionist?
I got what I came for anyway.
That's not how it works. She's out.
But this?
I've taken in the last five years.
We bought a printing press.
Thank you!
and your patience,